Transsexual Mistress: Kelly Osbourne’s Fiance Liked My Penis

by Accidental Bear

When will kelly tell us about her penis?

Fringe Society Becomes The Norm

A transsexual woman explains Kelly Osbourne‘s Twitter freak-out: Luke was in love with a woman with a penis. Rob Pattinson calls his own naked image “very pretty.” Diddy hits the sauce. Monday gossip is full of surprises.

  • “REPORT: Kelly Osbourne‘s Ex Cheated On Her With Transsexual.” Does this explain Kelly’s hastily-deleted tweet accusing former fiance Luke Worrall of “fucking hundreds of girls as well as men behind my back”? Apparently a 21-year-old lass named Elle Schneider—who, a couple surgeries and intensive hormone treatments ago was a boy named Reynaldo Gonzalez—has come forward as one of Luke’s mistresses, and is making mad cash on the British tabloid circuit. Elle currently has breasts and a penis: “I was open with Luke that I was born a boy. He didn’t mind. In fact it turned him more. […] It was only when I took my clothes off he saw I had a penis. He wasn’t fazed by it—he was very complimentary.” Afterwards, Elle says she and Luke swapped sexy messages and Luke “said he loved me and wanted us to live together.” Then Kelly and Elle got in touch (on Christmas day?) and it turned into a John Tucker Must Die situation, with both women concluding that Luke was a dog, and Kelly going on a Twitter rampage. A very thrilling, completely unverified story. Enjoy your 15 minutes, Elle. [RadarMirror,image via Pacific Coast News]

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