March 7, 2011
In Case You Missed It: Tucker & Dale vs Evil
Plot
Tucker and Dale are two well-meaning hillbillies who just bought the vacation home of their dreams – a run-down, lakefront cabin in the middle of the woods. Only their peace is disrupted when a group of rowdy college students choose their area of the forest to go camping. When one of the girls falls into the lake (a result of Tucker and Dale startling her), they bring her back to their cabin to bandage her up. The catch: when they tell her friends they have her, the teens think they had kidnapped her. A chain of hilarious misunderstandings ensue, consisting of the teenagers accidentally killing themselves in front of the unsuspecting (and truly baffled) Tucker and Dale.
March 7, 2011
Palin Say’s some fighting words about kathy Griffin
If it came down to a claws scratching fist throwing street fight I think Palin would tear apart Kathy. Kathy sharp like a knife with a tongue would have to call on her enormous (love that word) gay Bear following to steam roll her. As far as Palin calling Kathy a has been, although she may be a ripe ole age of 50 “our” Kathy (I claim the good ones) is just peaking!!
Fox News host Jeanine Pirro asked Sarah Palin how she feels about comedienne Kathy Griffin playing a “Tea Party candidate,” one some say resembles Palin, on an upcoming episode of Glee.
Clearly Palin’s not too pleased about the casting, or Griffin, whom she calls a “50-year old bully” and a “has-been.”
You know, Kathy Griffin can do anything to me or say anything about me, because you know, she’s kind of this – she’s a 50-year-old adult bully is really what she is…
She’s kind of a has-been comedian and she can do those things to me. I would just ask for respect of my children. As she had stated on CNN that her New Year’s resolution was to destroy my 16-year-old daughter, that takes it a little too far.
Kathy, pick on me, come up to Alaska and pick on me, but leave my kids alone.
If Griffin were indeed to fly up to Alaska, and the two women came to blows, my money would be on Mama Grizzly Palin. Something tells me she knows how to handle herself in such a situation.
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March 7, 2011
Michael Stipe claimes to be 80% Gay (+ 20%)
Dude 80% gay translates to 100% gay. Stick to singing and stay away from math!
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Michael Stipe: ‘I’m 80 per cent gay’
REM singer Michael Stipe says he’s 80 per cent gay but “hates” the term bisexual.
Speaking to the Observer, the 51-year-old singer said: “On a sliding scale of sexuality I’d place myself around 80-20, but I definitely prefer men to women. I had sex with, and enjoyed sex with, women until I met someone that I fell in love with, and who is now my boyfriend.”
He also revealed that he felt frightened in the 1980s by AIDS and where he fitted in.
He said: “I wasn’t troubled or confused, but I just felt there wasn’t a place for me. I hate and refuse to apply the term bisexual to myself. It doesn’t seem appropriate. It feels like just another label.
source http://www.pinknews.co.uk/
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March 7, 2011
George Michael Owns being a HOT MESS
Ok, I have been around the block a few times a know that it takes more than a joint to black out while you’re driving and end up slumped over steering wheel crashed into a store front. Either that was some wack shit George smoked or he was on something much stronger and “they” are calling it cannabis.
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George Michael says he was the ‘poster boy for cannabis’ and deserved to be jailed
Gay pop star George Michael has told the BBC that he deserved to be jailed for crashing his Range Rover through the door of a shop while under the influence of cannabis.
Michael was jailed for eight weeks and fined after the incident at Snappy Snaps in North London.
Michael told the Chris Evans show in an interview to be broadcast tomorrow that he is “ashamed” of the incident and is having treatment to stop his use of drugs which he says has earned him the status of “the poster boy for cannabis”.
source http://www.pinknews.co.uk/
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March 7, 2011
Sorry, but I’m Gay and can’t be an impartial juror
People have come of with any way over the rainbow to get out of jury duty. I must admit that a decade ago I had an impromptu acting session while the picking process was under way for my first jury duty. While talking to judge I conjured of some tears and a poverty story about not missing work. The judge must have seen me as unstable” and I was dismissed. Than you thank you… I bow to the audience.
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Be Gay, Get Out of Jury Duty
A gay man was excused from jury duty in New York last week because he said that discrimination against gays makes him a second-class citizen and therefore he couldn’t be impartial.
Jonathan D. Lovitz, an actor, model, and singer who will be on Logo’s upcoming show Setup Squad, wrote on his Facebook page, “I raised my hand and said, ‘Since I can’t get married or adopt a child in the state of New York, I can’t possibly be an impartial judge of a citizen when I am considered a second class citizen in the eyes of the justice system.’”
“And he got off the case!” reported Village Voice columnist Michael Musto. “And that’s how the new phenomenon of ‘jury duty blocking’ was born.”
New York party promoter and blogger Justin Luke encourages others to use the strategy. Read more here.
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March 7, 2011
Cyndi Lauper Cheers Up the Stranded at Airport
Wouldn’t it be amazing if anytime you were stuck in a sticky situation like long lines at Safeway or the post office or perhaps stuck in traffic that a super star musical icon would show up. I imagine sitting there at DMV with number 98 in my hand and they are still calling out the something teens, when all of the sudden Cyndil Lauper drops from the sky and sings to me True Colors. With events like that people wouldn;t need to do hard drugs anymore to soften the pain of “life”.
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“Cyndi Lauper is proving that she can still have fun!
Over the weekend, the 80s pop star, dressed in dark sunglasses and a headdress, grabbed a PA microphone at Jorge Newbery Airport in Buenos Aires and performed her hit song “Girls Just Want To Have Fun.”
Her impromptu singing was reportedly in an effort to help airport staff calm the delayed passengers. The performance seemed to do just that as fans gathered around Lauper singing, smiling and snapping photos. “www.etonline.com
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