Guide to Tuning Your Bike This Spring, Moderate Butchness Needed

by Accidental Bear

Tune up those bikes men! Now that the sun is showing up more often this spring, you will need a vehicle to get you to the naked beaches for some fun in the sun (cruising). Tuning your bike is a lot easier think, you need the basic tools and a moderate amount of butchness. Once you are all tuned up, fill you fanny pack with sun block, lip balm, lube, condoms, Altoids, a copy of ID Magazine and hit the sand. FYI,  a guy on a bike is an aphrodisiac (source, me).




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