The Quentin Tarantino Toe-Sucking Sex Email That Will Haunt Your Dreams

by Accidental Bear

I mean, I like to chew on my own toe nails while I watch Jeopardy and eat my TV dinner. Don’t you? Whether this story is fact or fiction I don’t care. Quentin races through my blood and tickles all my sensations no matter what he does. His Jay Leno skin doesn’t even bother me. If this alleged toe sucking fetish is true Quentin, I love you all the more because you are no a cookie cutter. AB

via Gawker

A young woman who works in show business emailed 15 friends last week with a tale about meeting director Quentin Tarantino at a party. She made out with him, took sexy pictures in a photo booth, and watched him whip out his “short,” “fat,” “nub-like” penis. She then had foot fetish quasi-sex with him, she claims.

The Quentin Tarantino Toe-Sucking Sex Email That Will Haunt Your DreamsThe email—which included an attached photo of Miss Sexy Toes’ photo booth pics (right)—went viral, and has been forwarded to us multiple times after “circulating the entertainment industry.” But is it true? Erotic fiction? Some kind of strange viral campaign? (Say, promoting the film script strategically placed underneath the photo booth pics? We blacked out Miss Sexy Toes’ face in our version.) We reached out to the the emailer, who seems to be a real person. She has yet to respond. Quentin Tarantino’s representative also did not respond.

In the meantime, here is the glorious unverified story. Names and identifying details have been redacted. Not that there’s any shame in getting your toes sucked! Raunchy lady entertainment is all the rage right now, so this email will get turned into a syndicated sitcom in, like, 5 minutes, anyway.

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