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Video: Half Naked Men Dance to Hurricane Irene

Spirited young men dance in the street for laughs for what was a terrifying time for most.

Smoking Gun’s Mug Shots of the Week

“Every Week, Some Perps Raise A Few Eyebrows”

Arrested for public intoxication

Arrested for DUI.

Arrested for driving with an invalid license.

Arrested for assault causing injury to a family member.

AUGUST 27--The comely Idahoan, 23, at the head of this week’s mug shot roundup was busted yesterday for resisting or obstructing an officer

 

 

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Celebrity Accidental Bear Paul Rudd Has a Shiny Penis

We are weak to Paul Rudd‘s charisma and naturally manly vibe. So, when we saw an interview of him talking about his man part, his tool, his long john silver we had to re-post. Well Paul, if your nob is as shiny as you say, you will need that thing regularly polished (hand raised in the air). Mike Enders

(via gay.net)

We knew Paul Rudd was hot, but is his penis shiny? That’s what he and costar Adam Scott claim in an interview with Black Book magazine.

The two actors discuss working together on their new comedy My Idiot Brother and Rudd’s nude scene. “Your penis shines pretty bright,” Scott joked during the interview.  Rudd replied, “It’s a little like looking at the sun, it’s true. I think the only way you can really look at my penis is if you’re wearing a welding mask.”

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Food Fight For Lives: Put Down Your Damn Phone and Drive

 

Join the fight HERE

Are you furious at the mmount of drivers who talk on Phones and Driving. Stricter laws are needed, but in the mean time throw your food at them. Guaranteed to make them think.

We want to start a movement that will irritate the hell out of people breaking the law and make them stop and think. The punishment for people busted for driving while talking or texting is barley a slap on the wrist and way to lenient. Gruesome pictures of severed body part and crushed vehicles aren’t enough, so let’s take a different approach!

We are encouraging you to, every time you see someone on the phone and driving to throw what ever food or drink that is in your hands or easy to grab at them and get their attention and royally piss them off. I did this earlier with a full cup of coffee and boy did it feel good!

Let us know your stories and pass this own.

Accidental Bear Website

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Fashion industry outraged after French label launches lingerie for girls as young as FOUR

I feel slightly creepy even reporting on the subject, lingerie for girls as young as four? There is free speech and will and then there is making your kin look like a 4 year old whore. In the voice of one of our free thinkers of our time Paris Hilton (puke), “Not Hot!” The designers are either these are over sexed straight men that like the flavor of young girls or big homo’s who like to dress dolls, 4 year old dolls.

Too much too young? New French lingerie label Jours Apres Lunes is designed for girls aged between four and 12

In a move that has shocked fashion onlookers, scantily-clad young girls wearing make-up and sporting voluminous up-dos are promoting a new range of lingerie that is targetted at girls as young as four years old.

Combining lingerie and lounge wear to form ‘loungerie,’ the Jours Après Lunes line for four to 12-year-olds features a range of panties, bras, camisoles and T-shirts with lace edges, ribboned bow detailing and nautical stripes.

The shots feature young girls in poses and styling that seem far too premature for their ages.

More at www.dailymail.co.uk

Study: 96 Percent Of Humans Would Rather Be Animatronic Bear

Would you chose fake life over real life? Being covered in fur and wearing comfy overalls and a big floppy hat’s does have its appeal. Mike Enders

CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA—The University of Virginia published the results of an extensive 18-month study Wednesday revealing that 96 percent of human beings across the planet would strongly prefer to be a singing, dancing animatronic bear.

The UVA researchers, who conducted thousands of surveys with residents of 196 different countries, discovered that despite belonging to diverse socioeconomic, racial, ethnic, and age groups, nearly all respondents said their ideal existence would involve being an animatronic bear wearing comfy overalls and a big floppy hat.

“While analyzing the collected data, we found that an overwhelming number of participants claimed the carefree, down-home life of a robotic bear was far more appealing than their own lives,” said Professor Daniel Vaughn, who led the study. “Most expressed a conviction that nothing would be more enjoyable than sitting on a plastic log, strumming a banjo, and singing songs on stage with their goofy animatronic bear friends.” MORE @ www.theonion.com

The World’s Most Rock ’n’ Roll Hotel Chelsea, Found Dead with a Needle in its Arm

As a punk rock, mohawk wearing adolescent I wondered what it would be like to OD at the famous  Chelsea in New York. No joke! I wanted to be included in the same group as Sid Vicious‘s girlfriend Nancy Spungen. Who would be my Sid? It just came to my attention that I now must kill that dream. Chelsea Hotel is closing its doors.

(via www.telegraph.co.uk)

Once a favourite haunt of artists and musicians, the notorious Chelsea in New York is closing its doors on a colourful and controversial past.  Mark Rothko lived there. Sid Vicious killed his girlfriend Nancy Spungen there, Arthur C Clarke wrote 2001: A Space Odyssey there. Dylan Thomas drank himself to death there, and Leonard Cohen famously pleasured Janis Joplin there, giving rise to one of his most famous songs – and the most famous celebration in song of a hotel ever – “I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel, you were talking so brave and so sweet…”

Almost Naked Adam Levine Spreading Like Internet Rabies Thanks to Out.com

We also have the  Adam Levine bug today. We have a heart beat after all and Adam’s looks are as soothing as his vocals. Out magazine puts Adam on the over and  get him “to open up about his natural exhibitionism, why his show (The Voice) trumps Idol, and how parents should react when a kid is queer. More here at www.out.com