Archive for ‘GAY TRASH’

April 3, 2011

I thought BRAVO Couldn’t Get Any Gayer, WRONG

by Accidental Bear

I was just about to turn off my cable, buy a bumper sticker that says ” Smash Your Television”, and learn how to read,   but now BRAVO has gone and done it. I have no shame about my love for reality TV ( don’t make me call you out about what’s in your closet, ’cause I will). BRAVO has always spit out my favorite shows and they have a new gay gay GAY line up, 11 new shows! What does gay x 11 = ?

_________________________________________________

andy_cohen.jpg

Via Omgblog.com

Well, now we know whatAndy Cohen‘s been up to. Yesterday, Bravo announced it’s lineup with 11 new shows, includingIt’s a Brad Brad Worldfollowing the too-hot-for-words stylist and one-time Rachel Zoe assistant as he does, uh, Brad things, andInterior Therapy with Jeff Lewis, where theFlipping Outstar actually moves in with his clients. Some of the other notable new shows areMad Fashion(with Chris March from Project Runway),Most Eligible, a reality drama set in Texas, andReady to Wear, which explores the dangerous world of…a high-end NYC consignment store. Fire up those DVRs!

Advertisements
April 2, 2011

Reichen Lehmkuhl, Hush Little Sleep Face, Don’t Talk

by Accidental Bear
Reichen Lehmkuhl

Image via Wikipedia

Reichen, Shut the fuck up and just be pretty to look at. That strategy will take you further than filming yourself cracked out, sleep eyed, in bed praying to something that doesn’t exist, god.
________________________________________________________

This Is An 8-Minute Video Of Reichen Lehmkuhl Saying His Catholic Prayers Before Bed

via Queerty

“This gonna be the first time in the history of my life that I’m going to say goodnight … to anyone who’s watching.” Call up the Guinness folks stat, because that sounds like a record! And so begins an eight-minute video, recorded last night, of A-List: New York star Reichen Lehmkuhl showing off his nighttime routine, which includes saying his prayers (also a first! on video!) In addition to the people suffering in Japan, Reichen hopes god blesses all the contestants on American Idol, his own show, and his handlers. So: priorities. Now doesn’t it feel like you’re Rodiney, laying right next to him in bed?

Watch video here:

http://www.queerty.com/wp/wp-content/plugins/flv-embed/flvplayer.swf

Read more: http://www.queerty.com/this-is-an-8-minute-video-of-reichen-lehmkuhl-saying-his-catholic-prayers-before-bed-20110401/#ixzz1INSGJ0xL

April 2, 2011

Johnny Knoxville Goes All the Way Gay w/ Bear Tattoo

by Accidental Bear
 

Johnny, I just wanted to say you are my favorite little Jackass. Stevo gave you tough competition, after all, how can you loose while giving us gays so much full frontal. Your Grrrrr tattoo is hilarious and shows you true, charm and charisma. If you ever come down on your luck, I always have a couch for you to sleep on and I promise not  to throw pool balls at your crotch. As Sandra Bernhard once said, ” As long as I have a face, you always have a seat. Table for 2.”

_______________________________________________________

 

Johnny Knoxville Got A Tattoo Celebrating His Gay Bear Fans

Via Queerty

Last year while promoting Jackass 3-D, Johnny Knoxville took his film to the Los Angeles bar The Eagle for a screening in front of grizzlies and bears. It was so cute! But that’s not where Johnny’s affinity for his gay fans ends. Promoting Jackass 3.5 on last night’s Conan, Johnny reveals he went so far as to get some gay ink.

http://www.queerty.com/wp/wp-content/plugins/flv-embed/flvplayer.swf

Read more: http://www.queerty.com/johnny-knoxville-got-a-tattoo-celebrating-his-gay-bear-fans-20110401/#ixzz1INLgLtCr

February 25, 2011

Princeton Diving and Swimming Team Does Katy Perry

by Accidental Bear

ARKANSAS DUDES. SPEEDOS. MEN SWIM TEAM. ( HAND LOTION). TESTOSTERONE. KATY PERRY. FIREWORK. YOU GET THE PICTURE = GRATUITOUS. Home bored on a friday night, pick up your hair brush , crank up the music and sing your heart out ( its Friday night F worrying about the the noise volume).Pucsdt

——————————————————-

February 25, 2011

CHA CHA CHA Charo: ‘Lady Gaga Is Madonna With Diarrhea’

by Accidental Bear

I am imaging Madonna rolling around in a wedding dress covered in shit, you? I pick , you pick, we all pick on Gaga. I just get off on their three names all in the same sentence. Now that must be an unusual equation.

—————————————————————————-

via www.starpulse.com

Charo

Latino variety star Charo has blasted Lady Gaga for “copying” Madonna, insisting she takes her entire act from the Material Girl‘s Blonde Ambition years.

The Poker Face hit-maker released her hotly-anticipated new single Born This Wayearlier this month and immediately faced criticism it was a re-write of Madonna’sExpress Yourself.

Now singer/actress Charo has joined the growing group of Gaga detractors – accusing her of “adopting” the Queen of Pop’s style.

She tells Sirius XM, “I can tell you, to me, Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea… I don’t like it when somebody copies somebody and just adopts it – like their own idea.”

Tags: ,
February 25, 2011

John Galliano Arrested in Paris. Bad boy Bad boy whatcha gonna do…

by Accidental Bear

John will be smuggling  leopard print fabric stuffed up his bum, to make the inside of the slammer fierce. My crystal ball tells me his next collection may contain orange jump suits and stripes. Hmmm and John , if you are going to have racist thoughts, keep them in your head, especially when drinking.

—————————————–

John Galliano Arrested in Paris

Designer John Galliano was arrested in Paris on Thursday for alleged verbal assault against a couple and anti-Semitic utterances.

By Advocate.com Editors

JOHN GALLIANO X390 (GETTY) | ADVOCATE.COM

British designer John Galliano was detained by police in Paris on Thursday for alleged assault and making anti-Semitic comments.

According to Agence FrancePresse, “The detention in Paris’ fashionable Marais district came after Dior’s chief designer allegedly verbally accosted a couple seated on a cafe terrace. Galliano’s lawyer strongly denied accusations of anti-Semitism.”

Police found that Galliano, the head designer at Christian Dior, had been drinking alcohol. He was released pending the filing of charges.

Recently, it was announced that the gay designer would design the wedding dress for Kate Moss.

… had been drinking alcohol….

February 25, 2011

Revolutionary New Homophobia Immersion Therapy Involves Lowering Patient Into Tank Of Gays

by Accidental Bear

Sign me up. This sounds like fun! The description of room of gay men is HI-LARIOUS. I’m often fed strawberries by shirtless men.

—————————————————-

via www.theonion.com

BOSTON—During a widely publicized press conference at the Boston University School of Medicine Friday, researchers announced a breakthrough new technique that cures homophobia by immersing patients in a large glass tank overflowing with gays. “Rather than avoid one’s fear of homosexual men, we believe it’s crucial to face it head on,” behavioral psychologist Dr. Dolph Kleineman told reporters, explaining how homophobic subjects are hooked up to a harness and lowered into a room containing bare-chested men dancing suggestively to the latest club hits, kissing, and feeding one another strawberries. “So far the treatment has been successful, with early test subjects being able to go out into the real world and see a gay couple hold hands without making a bigoted remark.” When asked if there was a risk of subjects getting stuck in the tank of writhing men, Kleineman said the gays would be so oiled up that patients would have no trouble slipping in and out.

… men dancing suggestively to the latest club hits, kissing, and feeding one another strawberries…

February 21, 2011

San Francisco’s “Hottest” Chef, David Bazirgan

by Accidental Bear

He is smoking  hot! Or would that be roasted , rolled in garlic butter and rosemary ( thats my idea of sexy). I wont say anything else but, wouldn’t mind sopping him up with a biscuit!

————————————————————————-

[Photo: Meigan Canfield]

Eater held its annual sexy chef survey. And the San Francisco winner is… David Bazirgan, chef at Fifth Floor. Eater notes: ” ‘The Baz”‘has done it again. After grappling through heat after heat of gut-wrenching Eater Hottest Chef face offs, our very own David Bazirgan of Fifth Floor has gone ahead and put the Eater Hottest Chef in America contest in the bag.” And, yes, the former Chez Papa chef is indeed very attractive. Well picked, San Francisco. If he has a sparkling personality to match, we see a food show in his future.

via sf.eater.com

February 21, 2011

Lambert Ready to be Gay Role Model ( to a few)

by Accidental Bear

Adams advice is to close your eyes and be yourself. Thats a great start, but the real challenge is when you open your eyes and  find that, that is when the real work begins. Finding your place in  this world, a safe place to be you. Closing your eyes and getting your footing is awesome, but  your interactions with the world around you will be the path to happiness and self acceptance.

Having Adam as a role model is” off the hook” for some but I think it may also cause some peer pressure and insecurities of its own. It tells young gays ( and the straights) that being gay means you are VERY DIFFERENT, don’t fit into a cookie cutter and that you HAVE to wear outrageous shameful outfits in public that no one but Elton John and Prince should. But what if you are dealing with coming out issues and like to be  preppie or dress from Banana Republic? Are you not as gay as Adam? Is there added pressure to BE WILD, WACKO and CRAY CRAY because thats what “gay is” ? Does this create a split personality to coming out?

————————————————————————

Lambert Ready to be Gay Role Model


By Advocate.com Editors

ADAM LAMBERT FCC X390 (GETTY AND .GOV) | ADVOCATE.COM

Adam Lambert says his stardom is “an amazing opportunity to be able to help people,” during an interview with Entertainment Tonight Canada.

Asked for his advice to people struggling with their identity, the pop stars says, “close your eyes and focus on who you are and what you want.” Later in the interview Lambert says, “You have to love yourself in order to love someone else” and reveals that he is currently dating someone.

Watch an excerpt of the interview below.

February 19, 2011

Men are cruising for sex at Always o’clock

by Accidental Bear

I say good luck with one coppers!

Cops Cracking Down On Public Park Sex In Northern California Can’t Find Anybody To Arrest

via Queerty


Looks like we might have another Warm Sands on our cold hands: The PetalumaPolice Department, north of San Francisco, is “continuing to conduct enforcement operations on anonymous gay sexual encounters in public parks, which have been reported for decades, although the main locations used and the manner of arranging the encounters steadily have changed,” relays the Press Democrat. Facing misdemeanor charges of lewd conduct, men cruising public spaces like Prince Parks have been facing a new challenge: police erected a fence around a forested area, making entry and exit more easy to monitor. What effect did that have? Men just moved to nearby Lucchesi Park. Well! Police, who note that neither minors nor women are involved in reported sexual activity, say they monitor sites like Craigslist to see when men are arranging a meet up, but I’ll give you a hint: men are cruising for sex at Always o’clock. The police are so good at cracking down on these crimes, they’ve made this many “recent” arrests: zero.

Read more: http://www.queerty.com/cops-cracking-down-on-public-park-sex-in-northern-california-cant-find-anybody-to-arrest-20110218/#ixzz1ESoZEhQT

February 19, 2011

1 In 5 Don’t Know (care that) Bareback Sex Can Transmit HIV.

by Accidental Bear

I’m sorry but I’m going to call bullshit. There is a great need for continuing education on the spread of HIV, but I think there is a lot more going on. People think  ” its not going to happen to me” ,or ” Im a top, i’ll never get it” or ” I’m immune. I have had so much unsafe sex and still negative.” I have heard that last one numerous times. Guys are just participating in risky behavior for what ever reason, ( I believe) and they don’t think the risk out ways the pleasure of bare backing. Sad but true. Most guys need a good ass whooping and strong does of therapy, not an ass plowing. You’re welcome.

————————————————————

1 In 5 Don’t Know Bareback Sex Can Transmit HIV

Only three in ten adults know all the ways HIV can be transmitted, while twenty percent of them have no idea condom-less sex between a man and a woman or a man and a man is a high risk activity, according to a survey of Brits conducted by the National AIDS Trust, the non-profit dedicated to HIV/AIDS education and prevention. Those statistics of stupidity, however, make more sense when you hear that of the same pool of respondents, one in ten believe kissing/spitting can transmit HIV, while only 45 percent understood sharing needles actually will. PICK UP A PAMPHLET, YOU FUCKING MORONS. Until you know the facts, you don’t deserve to have sex. I’m not even kidding. One in five people don’t know bareback sex puts you at risk for HIV? That figure should be zero in six billion.

Read more: http://www.queerty.com/1-in-5-dont-know-bareback-sex-can-transmit-hiv-20110218/#ixzz1ESkHkYyC

 

 

Read more: http://www.queerty.com/1-in-5-dont-know-bareback-sex-can-transmit-hiv-20110218/#ixzz1ESjzCpEa

February 19, 2011

BULK – The Series ( A Bear Melrose Place )

by Accidental Bear

OMGB!

( oh my god Bears)

I am imaging a Melrose Place type set up with a log cabin built around a pool, BACK HAIR pulling and cigar being put out in their enemies faces and fights that end up in a pool orgy of hair ball soup! On a serious note ( I have one from time to time), this series looks to be representing a true culture of gays that are typically out shined by “images of gay men who look like to me are desexualized or comic relief.”

—————————————————————–

BULK – The Series

BULK – The Series is an exciting, raw, sexy dramatic web series exploring the Bear Community in New York City. J. Julian Christopher and D.R. Knott are Executive Producers.

BULK, written by J. Julian Christopher & D.R. Knott, is an exciting, raw, sexy exploration of the Bear community in New York City.

BULK is a dramatic web series following Leo Duran, who after months of avoiding reminders of his ex has returned to the scene. Can he escape his past and find happiness again?

As a proud member of the Bear Community, I have noticed media images of gay men who look like me are desexualized or comic relief. I am producing this web-series with a long time collaborator to celebrate how beautiful, passionate and authentic we are.

We hope you will help us in this project by giving to this true representation of the Bear and Leather Community.

February 14, 2011

This is what’s meant by High-Seas. Atlantis’ Drug Cruise

by Accidental Bear

The idea of going on one of these “gay cruises” is nauseating to me in the first place ( and I don’t even get sea sick) Being stranded on a boat with screaming queens pretending to be butch with their baseball caps on, having the ” times of their lives” and what happens on Atlantis stays on Atlantis attitudes would be enough to make me jump over board. Of course with this many party gays in one place you are going to have drugs and unsafe sex ( they go hand in hand). The suspected drug dealer had 142 ecstasy pills, three grams of meth, some Special K, and $51k in cash. Recreational use? HOT MESS

———————————————————————-

Is This The On-Board Drug Dealer To Atlantis’ Biggest-Ever Gay Cruise?

via Gawker

It wouldn’t be the world’s largest-ever gay cruise without some on-board drug dealers. How else are the party bois gonna enjoy fun in the sun without their 8-balls? That’s where Steven Barry Krumholz, a 51-year-old man from West Hollywood, came in, customs officials say. Krumholz was arrested on suspicion of selling drugs to passengers aboard the Allure Of The Seas, which Atlantis leased from Royal Carribean for its 5,400-passenger sail. Cuffed and taken away from the ship while it docked in St. Thomas, Krumholz’s cabin was allegedly stocked with 142 ecstasy pills, three grams of meth, some Special K, and $51k in cash. The best part of this story is that while authorities were searching his cabin, two fellow passengers stopped by. To score.

Some sleuth-y readers have already found a “Steven Krumholz” on Facebook who lives in Los Angeles and works for the website SBKTravel.com, which makes me think perhaps this isn’t the first time Mr. Krumholz may have used travel excursions as a business opportunities?

As the website Cruise Law News noted last week, when it comes to gay cruises one of the biggest concerns isn’t stocking enough SPF and condoms, but having enough medical professionals on board to handle overdosing. Remember Spencer Yu?

But let’s not pretend Mr. Krumholz — whose crimes are only alleged at this point, everyone — might be the only drug dealer on board this Atlantis cruise. With 5,400 passengers, a good chunk of whom are there to PnP, 142 ecstasy pills and a few grams of meth aren’t going to satisfy everyone.

Read more: http://www.queerty.com/is-this-the-on-board-drug-dealer-to-atlantis-biggest-ever-gay-cruise-20110213/#ixzz1DxTSmigW

February 14, 2011

You May be a Porn Star and Don’t Even Know it!

by Accidental Bear

I already have a problem with the trolling guys in the mens lockers room who blow dry their hair in mirror for an hour while they stare in the shower room. What creeps me out are the guys who come to the gym just to shower. REALLY? After this article I now think maybe they’re “stopping in ” the mens locker room at gym to change their video tapes on their HIDDEN CAMERAS.

—————————————————————-

VIA Queerty

When Getting Naked In The Locker Room Means Winding Up On The Internet On Full Display

Plenty of porn sites offering purported “spy cams” of men changing in locker rooms are simply paid actors undressing and showering with full knowledge they’re being taped. And then there’s footage allegedly produced by men like these two suspects, who were arrested on charges of illegally filming men disrobing at the FX Leisure Centre in Gateshead, England, and then posting the footage online.

A hidden video camera is believed to have recorded up to 28 men in various states of undress. The filming came to light when an alleged victim was tipped off about images of his naked body appearing on a gay website. The businessman was horrified to log on and find footage showing himself getting changed at FX Leisure in Team Valley, Gateshead. He tipped off the club who then contacted police. Two men have since been arrested. One club regular said: “The man who uncovered this was a businessman who is a FX member. He was approached by two gay men who had seen him naked on a website.

“He thought it was a joke at first but then realised he had been filmed in the changing room. He went straight to the club management to complain. Some of the members are not too happy about their manhood making an unwanted guest appearance on a gay website.”

As if you weren’t self-conscious enough changing in front of other people. [Mirror]

Read more: http://www.queerty.com/when-getting-naked-in-the-locker-room-means-winding-up-on-the-internet-on-full-display-20110214/#ixzz1DxPLuD00

Read more: http://www.queerty.com/when-getting-naked-in-the-locker-room-means-winding-up-on-the-internet-on-full-display-20110214/#ixzz1DxP0AA9r

February 12, 2011

Its All About the Shoes (and naked guy)

by Accidental Bear

Im going to rethink my storage boxes from childhood. My smurfs and monkey stuffed animals with velcro hands (the better to hug you with) can obviously, after seeing these photos go to better use. Coming soon, ME strutting down the sidewalk with smurfs braided into my pubes and stuffed monkeys tied to my feet for shoes!

——————————————————————–

CHASE HOSTLER by THOMAS SYNNAMON

Via www.yvymag.com

Well-known personality in the New York gay sceneChase Hostler is captured by Thomas Synnamon for Rock Victorious‘ hand-made jewelry.