Dave Franco Promised You An ‘Epic’ Simultaneous Orgasm?

OMG, I’m dying

“cum bombs into your ass trench, WWII-style.”

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What Would You Do If Dave Franco Promised You An ‘Epic’ Simultaneous Orgasm?

The fruit falls not far from the tree, we see, Franco family. Picking up where his straight brother James left off with teasing the gays, Dave Franco tongues his way through this Funny Or Die clip with Chris Mintz-Plasse — who, not to be outdone, says he wants to drop his “cum bombs into your ass trench, WWII-style.” (Graphic language in this game of dirty talk chicken, otherwise known as my Sunday pre-brunch yoga class.)

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BREAKING NEWS! Michael Jackson and Muammar Gaddafi Are the Same Person!

Just a theory. Michael Jackson is not dead! He and Muammar Gaddafi are the same person. Michael needed to fake his death to focus  on his INSANE  political career. Insane musician, insane politician. Makes sense ( Allegedly)

Inappropriate Corner: How Many Loads Have u Taken 2nite?

Some times things that are just plain wrong, are just plain hilarious!

CHA CHA CHA Charo: ‘Lady Gaga Is Madonna With Diarrhea’

I am imaging Madonna rolling around in a wedding dress covered in shit, you? I pick , you pick, we all pick on Gaga. I just get off on their three names all in the same sentence. Now that must be an unusual equation.

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via www.starpulse.com

Latino variety star Charo has blasted Lady Gaga for “copying” Madonna, insisting she takes her entire act from the Material Girl‘s Blonde Ambition years.

The Poker Face hit-maker released her hotly-anticipated new single Born This Wayearlier this month and immediately faced criticism it was a re-write of Madonna’sExpress Yourself.

Now singer/actress Charo has joined the growing group of Gaga detractors – accusing her of “adopting” the Queen of Pop’s style.

She tells Sirius XM, “I can tell you, to me, Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea… I don’t like it when somebody copies somebody and just adopts it – like their own idea.”

San Francisco’s “Hottest” Chef, David Bazirgan

He is smoking  hot! Or would that be roasted , rolled in garlic butter and rosemary ( thats my idea of sexy). I wont say anything else but, wouldn’t mind sopping him up with a biscuit!

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[Photo: Meigan Canfield]

Eater held its annual sexy chef survey. And the San Francisco winner is… David Bazirgan, chef at Fifth Floor. Eater notes: ” ‘The Baz”‘has done it again. After grappling through heat after heat of gut-wrenching Eater Hottest Chef face offs, our very own David Bazirgan of Fifth Floor has gone ahead and put the Eater Hottest Chef in America contest in the bag.” And, yes, the former Chez Papa chef is indeed very attractive. Well picked, San Francisco. If he has a sparkling personality to match, we see a food show in his future.

via sf.eater.com

Men are cruising for sex at Always o’clock

I say good luck with one coppers!

Cops Cracking Down On Public Park Sex In Northern California Can’t Find Anybody To Arrest

via Queerty

Looks like we might have another Warm Sands on our cold hands: The PetalumaPolice Department, north of San Francisco, is “continuing to conduct enforcement operations on anonymous gay sexual encounters in public parks, which have been reported for decades, although the main locations used and the manner of arranging the encounters steadily have changed,” relays the Press Democrat. Facing misdemeanor charges of lewd conduct, men cruising public spaces like Prince Parks have been facing a new challenge: police erected a fence around a forested area, making entry and exit more easy to monitor. What effect did that have? Men just moved to nearby Lucchesi Park. Well! Police, who note that neither minors nor women are involved in reported sexual activity, say they monitor sites like Craigslist to see when men are arranging a meet up, but I’ll give you a hint: men are cruising for sex at Always o’clock. The police are so good at cracking down on these crimes, they’ve made this many “recent” arrests: zero.

Read more: http://www.queerty.com/cops-cracking-down-on-public-park-sex-in-northern-california-cant-find-anybody-to-arrest-20110218/#ixzz1ESoZEhQT

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1 In 5 Don’t Know (care that) Bareback Sex Can Transmit HIV.

I’m sorry but I’m going to call bullshit. There is a great need for continuing education on the spread of HIV, but I think there is a lot more going on. People think  ” its not going to happen to me” ,or ” Im a top, i’ll never get it” or ” I’m immune. I have had so much unsafe sex and still negative.” I have heard that last one numerous times. Guys are just participating in risky behavior for what ever reason, ( I believe) and they don’t think the risk out ways the pleasure of bare backing. Sad but true. Most guys need a good ass whooping and strong does of therapy, not an ass plowing. You’re welcome.

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1 In 5 Don’t Know Bareback Sex Can Transmit HIV

Only three in ten adults know all the ways HIV can be transmitted, while twenty percent of them have no idea condom-less sex between a man and a woman or a man and a man is a high risk activity, according to a survey of Brits conducted by the National AIDS Trust, the non-profit dedicated to HIV/AIDS education and prevention. Those statistics of stupidity, however, make more sense when you hear that of the same pool of respondents, one in ten believe kissing/spitting can transmit HIV, while only 45 percent understood sharing needles actually will. PICK UP A PAMPHLET, YOU FUCKING MORONS. Until you know the facts, you don’t deserve to have sex. I’m not even kidding. One in five people don’t know bareback sex puts you at risk for HIV? That figure should be zero in six billion.

Read more: http://www.queerty.com/1-in-5-dont-know-bareback-sex-can-transmit-hiv-20110218/#ixzz1ESkHkYyC

 

 

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Durable, Daring DILF Khakis! (VIDEO)

DILF

DILF

DILF

If you are not quite sure what DILF means google it of click here. Nowadays because people like Joan Rivers who is out living cockroaches we now have the terms GILF

 

 

 

 

 

 

James Van Der Beek sports the hottest new pants around, DILF Khakis, for the dad you know you’d like to fu- in a pair of flat fronts or pleated. For more of Van Der Week, head over to http://www.jamesvandermemes.com/

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You May be a Porn Star and Don’t Even Know it!

I already have a problem with the trolling guys in the mens lockers room who blow dry their hair in mirror for an hour while they stare in the shower room. What creeps me out are the guys who come to the gym just to shower. REALLY? After this article I now think maybe they’re “stopping in ” the mens locker room at gym to change their video tapes on their HIDDEN CAMERAS.

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VIA Queerty

When Getting Naked In The Locker Room Means Winding Up On The Internet On Full Display

Plenty of porn sites offering purported “spy cams” of men changing in locker rooms are simply paid actors undressing and showering with full knowledge they’re being taped. And then there’s footage allegedly produced by men like these two suspects, who were arrested on charges of illegally filming men disrobing at the FX Leisure Centre in Gateshead, England, and then posting the footage online.

A hidden video camera is believed to have recorded up to 28 men in various states of undress. The filming came to light when an alleged victim was tipped off about images of his naked body appearing on a gay website. The businessman was horrified to log on and find footage showing himself getting changed at FX Leisure in Team Valley, Gateshead. He tipped off the club who then contacted police. Two men have since been arrested. One club regular said: “The man who uncovered this was a businessman who is a FX member. He was approached by two gay men who had seen him naked on a website.

“He thought it was a joke at first but then realised he had been filmed in the changing room. He went straight to the club management to complain. Some of the members are not too happy about their manhood making an unwanted guest appearance on a gay website.”

As if you weren’t self-conscious enough changing in front of other people. [Mirror]

Read more: http://www.queerty.com/when-getting-naked-in-the-locker-room-means-winding-up-on-the-internet-on-full-display-20110214/#ixzz1DxPLuD00

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SOMETHING BIZARRE: Airport authorities in Bangkok, Thailand, stopped a man from boarding with a menagerie of animals, from a tortoise to a parrot.

Are men all created equal? I wonder because I surely do not have the same blood running through my body as the “guy” who tried this. What a  NUT JOB!

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Man tries to board plane with suitcases full of wildlife

BY OURAMAZINGPLANET.COM

Airport authorities in Bangkok, Thailand, stopped a man from boarding with a menagerie of animals, from a tortoise to a parrot.

Airport authorities in Bangkok Feb. 9 stopped a man attempting to board a plane with some unusual luggage in tow — three suitcases stuffed full of live animals.

The bags were crammed with pythons, boa constrictors, squirrels, spiders, lizards, frogs, a parrot and more than 100 tortoises — including one of the world’s rarest, a ploughshare tortoise. The species is critically endangered. Only about 200 adult ploughshare tortoises are thought to still be alive on the planet, according to 2008 estimates.

Agents first became suspicious when the 34-year-old Indonesian man’s bags went through the usual airport screening process. Scans of the bags revealed images of what looked like wild animals inside.

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Neighbor’s Second Hand Smoke Seeps Into San Jose Condo « CBS San Francisco

NOT COOL IN THE LEAST BIT!

Neighbor’s Second Hand Smoke Seeps Into San Jose Condo « CBS San Francisco.

Neighbor’s Second Hand Smoke Seeps Into San Jose Condo

February 7, 2011 10:05 PM

 

(AP)

SAN JOSE (CBS 5) — A San Jose woman who invested in a luxurycondominium is unable to live in her unit, overcome by her neighbor’s secondhand smoke.

It’s one of the crown jewels of downtown San Jose’s redevelopment: The Axis, a luxury residential high-rise.

But Yllka Masada dons a respirator to take CBS 5 on a tour of her unit. She has temporarily moved out because she said every time her neighbor lights up, her condo fills with smoke.

It has been happening ever since she moved in last summer. “Many times I slept here on the floor like this, facing the door to the deck,” Masada said.

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ACCIDENTAL IS DISTURBED; BEAR BEIBERED

IT’S GONE TOO FAR

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Man Claims Parkinson’s Pills Turned Him Into Gay Sex Fiend

Ummm, yeah thats it. My medicine for acid reflux turned me into a sex crazed, cross dessing, power bottom Tina-head. Nice try “A straight, married French man” but

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT

And it sounds like you’ve been eating a lot of WEINERS!

Man Claims Parkinson’s Pills Turned Him Into Gay Sex Fiend

via Gawker

A straight, married French man is suing GlaxoSmithKline, the manufacturer of the Parkinson’s medication Requip, claiming it turned him into a gay sex addict, crossdresser, and compulsive gambler. Anyone have any idea how we can get some Requip?

Send an email to Brian Moylan, the author of this post, at brian@gawker.com.

“Corrective Rape” used in countries like South Africa to rid lesbian women of their homosexuality

Im stunned , no comment!

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Millicent Gaika, nearly raped to death.

Human Rights Groups around the world have drawn attention to the practice of so-called “Corrective Rape” used in countries like South Africa to rid lesbian women of their homosexuality. Up until recently, this issue went largely unreported. That has changed irrevocably in the aftermath of the horrific raping of Millicent Gaika.

Gaika, 30, was nearly raped to death by Andile Ngoza. He was released from jail on a bail of 60 Rand – about $10 USD. Gaika’s testimony in court, telling the judge her attacker said, “I know you are a lesbian. You are not a man, you think you are, but I am going to show you, you are a woman.” did nothing to prevent Ngoza’s release. Rapists are frequently released with minimal or no legal repercussions, and are set free to torment their victims once more. Rape based on sexual orientation is not considered a hate crime in South Africa.

The practice must stop immediately.

Change.org has created a petition to require the South African government to add Corrective Rape to it’s hate crime list, and to persecute offenders vigorously. To date, it’s the organization’s most successful petition yet. The South African government was effectively ground to a halt due to the sheer number of emails flooding the government servers (130,000+). The government was forced to recognize the outrage of citizens across the world.

The assistant of Justice Minster Jeff Radebe, to whom the petition was addressed, admitted, “you have made it virtually impossible for us to access other emails as doing so is like looking for a needle in a haystack.”

Please speak up and help us end this barbaric practice against women, against members of the LGBT community, and against our fellow human beings.

Will you sign the petition?

 

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Gay-for-Pay Porn Star’s Wife Talks

I stand strong believing that if a “straight” guy does “gay for pay” porn he HAS to at least be the slightest amount of gay to 1, even toy with the idea of gay porn, 2 be able to keep his peter raging to penetrate the oh so willing recipients. A 100% straight man would turn to panhandling before he would get his bum rear ended. But PLEASE keeping using these “gay 4 pay” actors, becaue if you snoop at my computers history I am a fan a such shenanigans !

By Advocate.com Editors

Gay-for-pay porn star Reese Rideout, also known as Nick Dent, and his wife Becki talk about their comfort level with his career choice, saying that the decision comes down to money, in the new U.K. issue of Marie Claire.

Boy Culture reports on the couple’s interview, where Nick is featured under the pseudonym Reece Jacobs.

“Now, his focus is gay porn, which, despite what people think, I’m more comfortable with,” said Becki, who like Nick is from Oregon. “I can accept him being with other men more easily than other women. He got into it after he was offered $1,500 simply to masturbate on a gay website called randyblue.com. Straight porn only pays men $300 a scene, but gay porn pays up to five times as much. I don’t care what people think. Reece isn’t gay and I’m just happy he isn’t filming with other women.”

Nick added, “I can have sex at work without thinking about the other person because I’m genuinely straight. But gay sex is tough if you’re straight. The first time I shot a scene with another man, it was oral sex, and I couldn’t keep it up because I wasn’t turned on. Now I watch footage of women or think about Becki when I’m filming. Working in gay porn is better all round. I get paid more and treated with respect.”

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