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February 21, 2011

Avenue Q; Full-frontal puppet nudity

by Accidental Bear


THEATER: Expect to see “full-frontal puppet nudity” at Avenue Q, the hit Broadway musical about real life in New York City, as told by a cast of people and puppets through a hilariously irreverent and risque Tony-winning book and score.

7 p.m. // The Orpheum Theatre (1192 Market Street) // $30-100


February 21, 2011

Lambert Ready to be Gay Role Model ( to a few)

by Accidental Bear

Adams advice is to close your eyes and be yourself. Thats a great start, but the real challenge is when you open your eyes and  find that, that is when the real work begins. Finding your place in  this world, a safe place to be you. Closing your eyes and getting your footing is awesome, but  your interactions with the world around you will be the path to happiness and self acceptance.

Having Adam as a role model is” off the hook” for some but I think it may also cause some peer pressure and insecurities of its own. It tells young gays ( and the straights) that being gay means you are VERY DIFFERENT, don’t fit into a cookie cutter and that you HAVE to wear outrageous shameful outfits in public that no one but Elton John and Prince should. But what if you are dealing with coming out issues and like to be  preppie or dress from Banana Republic? Are you not as gay as Adam? Is there added pressure to BE WILD, WACKO and CRAY CRAY because thats what “gay is” ? Does this create a split personality to coming out?


Lambert Ready to be Gay Role Model

By Editors


Adam Lambert says his stardom is “an amazing opportunity to be able to help people,” during an interview with Entertainment Tonight Canada.

Asked for his advice to people struggling with their identity, the pop stars says, “close your eyes and focus on who you are and what you want.” Later in the interview Lambert says, “You have to love yourself in order to love someone else” and reveals that he is currently dating someone.

Watch an excerpt of the interview below.

February 17, 2011

Bad Kitty Kitty , Bad Klepto Kitty ( caught on video)

by Accidental Bear

I am a big fan of the feline. I have 2 of my own that I’m extremely attached to ( i’ll cut you!). They like to hide piles of things including paper clips, pencils. dollars and scraps of paper under the kitchen rug. But this kitty named Dusty from the other side of the tracks, San Mateo, takes it to another level. Bad kitty kitty, those are undies not yours! You will NOT be coming over for kitty sleep over!


Extra! Cat Burglar Story Legitimized by Users! (Yes there’s video)

I foolishly passed on this story a couple of days ago, only to find that it is now the most e-mailed web item on

So here ya go, everyone:

The famous KGO “cat burglar” video, about a San Mateo cat named Dusty who steals things.

And since I’m turning this into an enterprise story, here’s the original segment on Dusty from the show Animal Planet:

February 17, 2011

7-Year-Old Boy Does Burlesque; LOVES

by Accidental Bear

I frickin LOVE this pipsqueak. Have you ever seen more passion in a performanc? My forecast is thst he’ll show up on the Ellen show soon. I want his back story and some details about this BOY WONDER!! “The video pretty much speaks — no, screams — for itself. In this culture of super duper political correctness doused with a heavy blend of anything goes, it’s getting easier and easier to be outraged for a moment, shake our heads, share it on social media, then lie in wait for the next spectacle. But this7-year-old Asian boy doing burlesque to aChristina Aguilera song is downright stomach churning.”


Christina Aguilera: Asian Boy Burlesque!

Christina Aguilera: Asian Boy Burlesque!

Check out this video of a young Asian boy, complete in costume and makeup, dancing to Christina Aguilera’s song “Express” from the film Burlesque!

We’re loving his style and choreography. Watch the way he works that chair like a pro! Love the strobe light ending!

Over the weekend, Christina performed the songAin’t No Way” in a tribute toAretha Franklin at the Grammy Awards.

WHAT DO YOU THINK of the Asian boy’s dancing skills?

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February 16, 2011

Durable, Daring DILF Khakis! (VIDEO)

by Accidental Bear




If you are not quite sure what DILF means google it of click here. Nowadays because people like Joan Rivers who is out living cockroaches we now have the terms GILF







James Van Der Beek sports the hottest new pants around, DILF Khakis, for the dad you know you’d like to fu- in a pair of flat fronts or pleated. For more of Van Der Week, head over to

February 15, 2011

Keri Brings Her Energy to the Grammys – The Ellen DeGeneres Show

by Accidental Bear

This young lady has me cracking  the H-E- DOUBLE STICKS UP!  Channel surfing while folding my fabulous laundry I came across this bouncy girl on the Ellen Show. Her nervous, bouncy personality had me laughing out loud and covered in goose bumps. Watch the video, good , sweet fun!

Keri Brings Her Energy to the Grammys – The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

February 15, 2011

Sex, Bondage and Wonder Woman

by Accidental Bear

I have little secret. Come closer… a little closer, ok , PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANONE! When I was a kid, maybe around 8 or 9 yrs old I’d run around the house like a mad man  spinning in circles, fighting off imgaginary bad guys with with my golden lasso and golden wrist cuffs screaming,WOOOONDER WOOOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! SHHHHHHHHHUUUUSH

Sex, Bondage and Wonder Woman

By Editors


Long before Lynda Carter put her arms to the side, twisted at the waist and spun herself into fame asWonder Woman, the 1941 first appearance of the character was decidedly more sexual — the creation of feminist psychologist William Moulton Marston. takes a look at the character’s early appearances in the new article, “Wonder Woman’s Dirty Laundry: A Look at Early Sexuality in Comics.” From her lasso (a symbol for Marston’s belief in feminine persuasive powers) to images of her spanking bound women (and being bound and spanked by men), the articles dives into the early days of Wonder Women and digs up some gay specific, little known facts.

Read more here.

February 14, 2011

Menswear Designers Play Dress Up With Real-Life Ken Dolls

by Accidental Bear

One of my friends requirements for a Valentines date is that his date must have a heart beat (he’s not that picky and horny). But, I may have come up with an alternative for him, where he can take heart beat of his list of needs he has for a good man. He just needs a real life size ken doll. He won’t talk back or fart in bed.



Fern Mallis with two Ken models.Photo: Paul Warner/WireImage for Mattel

At the “Celebrating Ken” party thrown by toymaker Mattel on Sunday, some of the guests were having a difficult time distinguishing the doll from the real-life Ken models stationed around Christie’s auction house.

“I’ve been handled more times than I can count,” said one of the models in near desperation.

Each of the Kens, representing signature looks like “Beach Date Ken” and “Picnic Date Ken,” were dressed by designers like Yigal Azrouël, Michael Bastin, and Billy Reid. Reid dressed “Winter Date Ken” in herringbone pants, a double-breasted sports jacket, and wingtips.

Phillipe Blond, half of the designer duo the Blonds and a bit of a part-time Barbie himself, said: “I just like Ken with his shirt off.”

The event was part of Mattel’s more-than-amply-hyped marketing stunt over whether Ken and Barbie should “get back together.” (Spoiler alert: They did.)

“When are we going to see a gay-marriage Ken?” we asked the Mattel spokesperson on Sunday. She replied, cryptically: “The Ken doll can be anything you want it to be.”


February 13, 2011


by Accidental Bear

Note to self: Relive old experiences via twitter and give running commentary = Best Celebrity on Twitter ( minus not being celebrity part, I can do this). I wonder how many people would read about , Ummmmm this … one time…. I went to the store and bought a gallon of 2% milk then came home and had a bowl of captain crunch ( life of a non celebrity)  added with witty , sharp tongued, sexy commentary.


via Gawker

Howard Stern Just Became the Best Celebrity on Twitter

Adrian Chen — 

Howard Stern just showed the right way to be a celebrity on Twitter: He live-tweeted a 4pm airing of his 1997 movie Private Parts on HBO this afternoon, offering running behind-the-scenes commentary and explaining the real events that served as the basis for some of the scenes. It was cool!

We learned that Jenna Jameson, who had a nude cameo (NSFW), “was so comfortable on set she stayed naked even at the kraft services table.” And that the woman who was brought to orgasm by Stern’s voice was someone who used to really come on his radio show. Stern answered questions in real time, and made the airing of an endlessly replayed movie into something interesting. Judging from the amount of Twitter chatter, it got a bunch of people watching who would have skipped over it otherwise. (“Private Parts” trended worldwide on Twitter while it was on—not bad for a rerun of a 14 year-old movie.)

More celebrities should do stuff like this, instead of issuing misspelled brain farts about their gym session or constantly thanking their fans for reading their previous tweets about how much they love their fans. (As far as we can tell, this is the first time someone has live-tweeted their own movie?) Because we will never care about what celebrities think as much as what they’ve made. And even in cases where we don’t care about what they’ve made, this can’t hurt. We actually might watch Joe Dirt if it was accompanied by David Spade trying to justify it in real-time on his Twitter account.

this gay disc jockey bit is one hundred percent accurate. I got into so much trouble with the executives. they never got so many complaints.

Howard Stern

February 12, 2011

Tweaker Tells “Al Gore” to Stop Staring at Her Sexual Organs (VIDEO)

by Accidental Bear


“Lady”(thing) Accuses Muni Passenger(nerd) Of Being Al Gore, Staring At Her Private(skanky) Parts

February 8, 2011

Joan Rivers Gives advice to Rachel Maddow on hair styles

by Accidental Bear
These strange planets called Rachel and Joan colliding is worth your time. This may be a good or example of,



Joan Rivers Tells Rachel Maddow If She Grew Her Hair She Could “Get A Porn Tape”

Joan Rivers

In the newest commercial that aired during the Super Bowl, a voluptuous model with her face obscured is being announced as the new spokesperson for GoDaddy. After all the build up it turns out to be… Joan Rivers!

Rivers came onto The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell to discuss it, and refused to admit that there was a body double used.

“I am a grandma, so I am a GILF.”

“Are you up to NFL standards of raciness when you text pictures?” O’Donnell wanted to know.

Yes, she takes them of her pulling the plug on old Jewish men.

At the end of the interview, O’Donnell tossed to Rachel Maddow who was coming up next, and Rivers could not help but shout out some beauty advice for Maddow.

“Tell Rachel to grow her hair, she’ll get a porn tape!”

“No, Joan, have you ever seen me with long hair? I look like one of the grown up and gone bad.”

Rivers countered that Maddow would look “hot.”

Ba dump.

Video below

Read more:

February 7, 2011

A Letter to Christina Aguilera; Don’t Sweat It

by Accidental Bear

Christina Aguilera singing about the home of the brave, to the best of her memory. (AP)

Don’t sweat it you, you flubbed up “the song” (who cares). I don’t know the words to the American Anthem either ( so I attached them below ) Although I am not a fan of your music, I am a huge fan of your talent! So, at the end of the day you have that sensational voice, a career and a child. The millions of fans who noticed your flub are most likely illiterate, hugely unsuccessful and watching the game on a small tv with bunny ears in their garage.

So Ms Aguilera, DONT SWEAT IT!

Thanks for reading,

Accidental Bear

The Star Spangled Banner

In 1814, Francis Scott Key wrote the poem, Defense of Fort McHenry. The poem was later put to the tune of (John Stafford Smith’s song) The Anacreontic Song, modified somewhat, and retitled The Star Spangled Banner. Congress proclaimed The Star Spangled Banner the U.S. National Anthem in 1931.

Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn’s early light,
What so proudly we hail’d at the twilight’s last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro’ the perilous fight,
O’er the ramparts we watch’d, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof thro’ the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore dimly seen thro’ the mists of the deep,
Where the foe’s haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o’er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning’s first beam,
In full glory reflected, now shines on the stream:
‘Tis the star-spangled banner: O, long may it wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wash’d out their foul footsteps’ pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

O, thus be it ever when freemen shall stand,
Between their lov’d homes and the war’s desolation;
Blest with vict’ry and peace, may the heav’n-rescued land
Praise the Pow’r that hath made and preserv’d us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause is just,
And this be our motto: “In God is our trust”
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Read Article  via Washington Post linked for details:

In the wake of the Christina Aguilera/national anthem debacle, take our ‘Star-Spangled Banner’ quiz

February 4, 2011

NFL Network lists Reed’s beard in top 10 all-time

by Accidental Bear

I would eat lunch off that beard and even take it home to meet mom and dad. Sports news these days are starting to look like Bear events with beards exploding everywhere.

Link to bearded athletes in all their glory:


One of the biggest sideshow attractions at Tuesday’s Media Day circus was Steelers defensive end Brett Keisel, who issporting a beard that makes Zach Galifianakis‘ facial hair look like a little scruff. The beard has become so legendary, it actually got interviewed by FOX Sports’ Alex Marvez.

“It’s really not that itchy,” Keisel told Marvez on Tuesday. “I shampoo and condition. It’s actually pretty soft. People are pretty surprised when they touch it. I’ve gotten used to it.”

Keisel’s beard inspired NFL Network to rank the top 10 beards in NFL history, and the homeless man’s beard of Ravens safety Ed Reed was seventh on the list. “Deion [Sanders] nicknamed him ‘The Soloist,’” host Rich Eisen said before making a reference to Bill Cosby movie from the 1970s.

You can’t embed videos from — which might be a good thing because it spares you from Eisen’s snark overload — so check the list out at this link to see visual evidence of said beards. Or if you’re too lazy to click that link, I’ve got the full list after the jump. Discuss:

10. Ed “Too Tall” Jones

9. Jeff Saturday

8. Jake Plummer

7. Ed Reed

6. Shaun O’Hara

5. Randy Moss

4. Franco Harris

3. Lyle Alzado

2. Dan Fouts

1. Brett Keisel

February 4, 2011

Diamonds For Valentines Day says, ” I don’t care!”

by Accidental Bear

Come on now. First off we have to live through those god awful commercials of porn stars moonlighting from their film careers to do these oh so sparkly jewelry ads. Their hands twirling in indian type dance gestures show casing bracelets, rings and ahhh belly chains encased in diamonds ( ooh sparkle). These commercials claim to make everything ok and gay ( by that I mean happy). I couldn’t think of a more unoriginal, uncreative, thoughtless present than diamonds. Cliche to the max and TO ME even the most expensive of diamonds look cheap. Giving a diamond means, ” I don’t care to put the energy into finding something special, or have the time for you, but here’s some chump change to tide you over and give appearance that everything is OK.

February 3, 2011

Fattening Up Tip

by Accidental Bear

Finally a recipe and diet I can follow!

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