Charlie Sheen is obviously possessed by devil of insane

1 Charlie Sheen is possessed by the devil or 2, mentally insane. In his defense I thought we did not prosecute criminally insane people? I say we give him a break and send a padded wagon his way with some nice men carrying a straight jacket.

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Charlie you so crazy!

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Charlie Sheen v Muammar Gaddafi: whose line is it anyway?

The US actor and the Libyan leader have produced some choice lines recently. Can you distinguish between them?

 

Muammar Gaddafi and Charlie Sheen – ravers in arms? Photographs: Getty

1. 1.I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists
   1. Sheen
   2. Gaddafi
2. 2.Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body
   1. Sheen
   2. Gaddafi
3. 3.Life without dignity is worthless
   1. Sheen
   2. Gaddafi
4. 4.I’m extremely old-fashioned, I’m a nobleman, I’m chivalrous
   1. Sheen
   2. Gaddafi
5. 5.I am like the Queen of England
   1. Sheen
   2. Gaddafi
6. 6.I am much bigger than any rank, for those who are talking about rank, I am a fighter
   1. Sheen
   2. Gaddafi
7. 7.Every great movement begins with one man
   1. Sheen
   2. Gaddafi
8. 8.These resentments, they are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre
   1. Sheen
   2. Gaddafi
9. 9.I woke up at 4am, before dawn. You should be asleep. You’re all tired after a sleepless night
   1. Sheen
   2. Gaddafi
10. 10.9/11 was ‘an absolute fairytale, a complete work of fiction’
    1. Sheen
    2. Gaddafi

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