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The wild and mangy whiskers of some 60 European hopefuls went on display over the weekend as the 2011 Alpine Beard Festival kicked off in Chur, Switzerland. As the Daily Mail is reporting, the event — now in its 26th year — drew hairy locals as well as some contestants from neighboring Germany and Austria. The event rivals the World Beard and Moustache Championships in Trondheim, Norway. MORE PICS
This is an interesting read but I am going to put the ‘plan to changes Adolf Hitler’s sex’ in the same category as the Sasquatch and the possibility that Elvis is still among the living. Mike Enders
As wartime plots go, it stood as much chance of success as Captain Blackadder’s attempt to avoid battle by sticking two pencils up his nose, putting underpants on his head and claiming to be from the planet Wibble. With no end to the Second World War in sight, British spies came up with a plan to lace Adolf Hitler’s food with female sex hormones to curb his aggressive impulses. Agents planned to smuggle doses of oestrogen into his food to make him less aggressive and more like his docile younger sister Paula, who worked as a secretary.
A docu-comedy set in the world of competitive facial hair growing. Following a group of men as they travel the country in search of top honors in a host of competitions, from the National Beard and Mustache Championship in Bend, OR to the World Competition in Norway. With Germany the reigning champion, over 80 local U.S. chapters attempt to come together to form Beard Team USA. Series personalities include Jack Passion (Calif.), a world beard champion and author of “Facial Hair Handbook;” Myk O’Connor (Brooklyn, NY), a member of the Gotham City Beardsmen Alliance; and Bryan Nelson and Allen Demling, of the Austin Facial Hair Club.
Whisker Wars coming soon to IFC! Visit http://www.ifc.com/whisker-wars for more information.
*** Warning: Graphic (enjoyable) Language***
Years before finding out about Tim Kruger’s cinematic talents, I stumbled upon this photograph above. In order to keep this a classy joint, I covered the goods. Tim informed me that his English was not the best and was apologetic ahead of time for his grammar. Tim, I must say, your English is leaps and bounds better than most Americans. Tim had no idea of the grab bag of questions I was about to unleash on him. I have special powers that gets people to over share. With Tim, in my book, there is no such thing as over sharing.
Take some time and feast your hungry eyes on Tim’s Site (Adult). You may just find yourself bookmarking it for, um, private time. You’re welcome, and thank you!
Timtales.com is a little family enterprise.
We are Tim Kruger (right) and me, Grobes Geraet (left), a real life couple since quite a few years and we love sex.It was Tim who had the idea for this site. We both like to watch porn clips, especially those which are realistic and amateur style. We also realised that there were many people who liked to check out our very first little video clips that we had uploaded on dating websites. So we decided to make something out of it. In the meantime Tim has become quite a well known porn actor, so our division of work is clear. Tim stays in contact with the porn scene and generally does most of the networking. And of course he is our star in many of the films on this site. Me, i´m the “producer”, I shoot and edit the films and photos…and in some of them i´m in front of the camera too. So, there´s really only the two of us, no big production company in the background.
But nevertheless we guarantee to bring you about 8 to 10 updates per month.
Accidental Bear: I’m a big fan of TimTales.com ( you). Because this is your site, does this mean you only work for yourself now?
Tim: For now, I only do videos for Timtales.com but that doesn´t mean I will
never do movies for other companies anymore. I plan to do videos for
other studios in the future again from time to time.
AB: Any fun projects you are working on now or in the future?
Tim: I really wanna have my own Tim Kruger Dildo someday :o)
I´m currently talking with some companies who do that and hopefully
my wish will come true later this or next year.
AB: I see singers move on to become producers and actors to directors.
Do you plan on “hanging up” your cock (laughs) some day and being behind
the scenes only? Cross over into Hollywood films?
Tim: Hollywood is no option for me because I think I’m a very worse (bad) actor.
That´s why i enjoy doing Timtales.com so much because everything is real,
and it’s just me and how I am.
As long as the people wanna see me fucking some sexy butts I will do that.
If they’re getting sick of it I will start working just behind the camera.
AB: You have most likely lived out most of your sexual fantasies in front
of the camera by now. Is there anything that you secretly desire
doing? Whether it be a location, an act or a certain role play?
Tim: I’ve tried most of my fantasies, but there are still some left. One
thing I often think about is, I really wanna see my boyfriend getting fucked by many
hung tops. And by many, I mean at least 10. 🙂
AB: Oh Tim, believe you me, you are not alone with this one. I say go big or go home, right?
AB: Fluffers? So when I think of fluffers I giggle a little. Sounds
like an “interesting” job. Could you help me understand what a fluffer’s duties are?
Tim: There are no Fluffers on a porn set anymore. Long time ago when porn
started there were Guys or Girls on the set who helped the actors getting hard and sucked their cocks before a scene or during a break.Today the actors help each other to get hard and there is no need for an extra Fluffer.
AB: Kind of like “help a brother move a new couch” or set up his internet. Ha ha
AB: Germany vs States? Are Americans uptight? What are some pros and
cons about living your life in Germany? I have friends who love to
travel to Germany and I hear some crazy stories about bath houses and sex clubs.
Tim: Germany, and especially Berlin, is very open minded when it comes to sex.
You can fuck in almost every gay bar; even in the biggest and most popular mixed clubs here in berlin, and it has several, people (gay or straight) can have sex. In the States everything happens more in the closet.
AB: When I say the words Dirty Sanchez, what is the first thing that
comes to your mind? And what about bareback porn?
Tim: To be honest i never heard of Dirty Sanchez, so I don’t know what or who it is.
AB: I don’t know why but I find this somewhat of a hint of innocence, which adds dollar signs to your overall appeal. I will let you google Dirty Sanchez on your own.
AB: Here I added a link: Dirty Sanchez, because learning is good.
Tim: And about bareback porn, I can say, it’s totally ok for me if two adults who trust each other, and know about the risks of fucking bareback decide to do it without a condom. Everyone should have the right to make that decision for himself without getting judged by others.
I’m not a big fan of the twink bareback movies where I think the young
boys just see the money and don’t know much about the risk of doing
it. Even if the companies testing their models, there is always a risk left.
AB: What are your, if any, limitations about what you will do on film??
Tim: Almost everything the people want to see and I feel comfortable with
I would show in my videos. But it has to be 100% Legal of course.
AB: Here in the US we have an alarming problem in our school of gay
kids being bullied? Does the media in Germany have any stories that relate to this? Or is the US in general, ignorant.
Tim: Here in Germany it’s the same thing at the moment. Violence against gays
is on the rise and it mostly comes from guys who have a low educational background or from guys who have an immigrant background. The politicians don’t wanna talk about that problem but I think its very important to talk about that and don’t ignore the fact.
AB: San Francisco’s streets are lined with porn stars. I have noticed some, after peaking in the adult film career, enter into a down hill with battle with drugs. What would you say if someone said that doing porn is a slippery slope to drug use?
Tim: I’m doing porn for quiet a while now and never saw anyone doing drugs.I think in every branch you will have guys who are strong enough to do his job without taking drugs and some guys who are doing drugs because they can’t handle the stress, success or they can’t stand it when the fame isn’t anymore.
AB: Tim you are a smart man (shameless flirting)
AB: On a lighter note. You and your boyfriend Grobes Geraet are freaking adorable and appear extremely joyous in your photographs? Do you have a cute story of how you met?
Tim and his boyfriend Grobes Geraet
Tim: There is no big and romantic love story I can tell you :o) I saw Grobes online on a dating site and so wanted to meet that hot tattooed muscle guy but I was 22 years old at that time and he always said I was too young for him. But I never gave up and after some weeks of chatting, we met each other accidentally on the street and talked for a while, he liked me and arranged a date for next day. The intention of the date was to have dinner and watch a DVD, but it ended with a hot and sweaty sex session :o) After that we met more often and it is still hot and heavy today.
AB: TRIUMPH!
AB: Are you two married?
Tim: No we’re not married and we both live in Germany.
AB: What are the laws in Germany like about gay marriage?
Tim: Gays in Germany are allowed to marry but do not have exactly the same
rights than straight couples yet.
AB: Red heads, blondes or brunettes?
Tim: I don’t care about hair or skin colour, as long as the guy is sexy.
AB: What’s the future hold for you and Tim Tales?
Tim: Next step with Timtales.com is to release DVD’s and my dildo, of course :o)
AB: Dude if your dildo were a book, it would for sure end up on the best sellers list or Oprah’s book club!
AB: Have you spent time in San Francisco before?
Tim: Oh Yes an I loved it. I was there often to shoot videos for Hot House or Raging Stallion Studios ,and sometimes for pleasure. We’re planning to go there next month again.
AB: I hope I “accidentally” bump into you.
AB: Speaking of, you must have some crazy stalker fans. Any funny fan stories? Or
even scary ones?
Tim: There is a bit of everything but usually all my fans are very nice and friendly and I like talking to them.
AB: What kind of teenager were you? The girls must have all been hot and
bothered by you. They lose, we win!
Tim: I was a very quiet and shy teenager and I still am bit shy, even though, most
of the people don’t believe that because i do porn. Almost all of my friends were girls, and the guys in school often were jealous because of that. I had some very pretty girlfriends. But we never did more than kissing.
AB: Ok, so there are Gay for pay actors. Would you do straight for pay films?
Tim: No, I would never do any straight movies and fuck a girl. I could probably do it when I think of a hot guy, but I wanna have fun and be 100% in it, so a woman will never be an option for me.
AB: A man that knows what he likes, I totally get it.
AB: Are you a spiritual person? Buddha or god… do either of them do anything for you?
Tim: I’m not very spiritual. I believe in something, but it’s definitely not God.
AB: And finally, what made you do your very first porn? Curiosity?
Money? You life dream? Is your career exactly where you would like it
do be?
Tim: I worked in a Gay Video store and saw all these hot guys on videos,
poster, books everyday and I got curious and wanted to know what it would be like to be a porn star and what it’s like to do a porn film. I applied on a website and a few weeks later i was on a flight to San Francisco to shoot a video with Raging Stallion.
And from there, we know what happened, Tim is HUGE. No not like that, well, yes like that, but I’m talking about his name being known in any respectful gay household from San Francisco to Timbuktu. We look forward to seeing your life size monument soon. If you guys are good, you should be as lucky to have Tim’s money maker stuffed in your stocking next Christmas.
Thank you for the chat Tim. You are super charming, and your broken English and accent at times, added a touch of worldliness to my mundane questions. Much love to you!
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