Posts tagged ‘God’

July 1, 2011

Man Admits Stabbing Lesbian Couple – “God Made Him Do It”

by Accidental Bear

God made me do it is the same as insanity defense. God people = freakish, insecure, unstable nut-bags! AB

USAA 25-year-old man from the US has admitted stabbing a lesbian couple – but claims God made him do it.
Seattle resident Isaiah Kalebu is on trial for the brutal attack which happened almost two years ago, causing one of the women to die as a result of her injuries.
Kalebu, who admitted to jurors that he was there on the night of the murder, is alleged to have broke into the home of Teresa Butz and her partner through an open window on 19 July 2009.

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May 23, 2011

LISTEN UP! Lawrence O’Donnell – God & Same-Sex Marriage Rewrite By Minnesota State Rep. Steve Simon (video)

by Accidental Bear

“How many gay people must God create before we accept that he wants them around?” Minnesota state Rep. Steve Simon (D-St. Louis Park) testified before a House committee on Monday against a bill that would seek voter approval to amend the state constitution to ban same-sex marriage.

May 8, 2011

A Friendly Reminder That The World’s Ending in Two Weeks

by Accidental Bear

I think I am prepared. In my survival kit I have Peanut M&Ms, Gummy Worms, a jug of water, toilet paper (3-ply), beef jerk, Angry Birds, and a  copy of Latin Inches. Did I miss anything? AB

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Via Gawker

Lauri Apple — In-the-know Americans have been getting ready for May 21, when Jesus is going to return to Earth and kick off the Rapture—aka “Judgment Day.” Hopefully you’re prepared for all the excitement to come, yes?

Or is this all news to you? It’s true that not everyone has been lucky enough to live or drive by one of the eye-catching “Judgment Day May 21” billboards erected by So Family Radio, the outfit that’s probably worked the hardest to make sure people are informed. Without So Family’s helpful roadside reminders, you might not have even heard about May 21 at all.

It’s also possible that you saw the news somewhere months ago and forgot. It’s okay—you’ve got so much on your mind these days! Please start paying attention now, and focus. READ MORE

April 6, 2011

Westboro Spoofs No H8 Campaign; Dumb Asses

by Accidental Bear

At first glance, I thought this was a joke. Come to find out it’s for real, but what a joke. This is some of the most radical improv art ever. Pushing the envelope, current, controversial and dominating conversation. Not to be taken serious, but made out of someones mad hallucinations and put on canvass. In this case, duck tape. Westboro’s comedy act has been on the road for a very long time. They should think about doing stand up or booking galleries. Are they for real, for real? Crazy is, as crazy does.

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Westboro Spoofs No H8 Campaign

By Advocate.com Editors

WESTBORO H8S FAGS X390

In a 25-minute video laced with profanities and antigay slurs, the Westboro Baptist Church offers its spoof on the No H8 Campaign.

“We gonna tell u who God H8S,” the familiar black and red paint spells out at the beginning of the video.

Subsequent images show members of the church with tape over their mouths and phrases such as “God H8S Fags” and “God H8S Adulterers” painted on their cheeks.

March 28, 2011

Disgusting Gay Sex For 2 Hours

by Accidental Bear

I am sorry to have to cuss, but what an asshole. When someone goes way out and beyond to hate and teach hate, they are hiding something big. I want a warrant to go into John Hollowells ( I refused to call priests Father. The title is an attempt to cover their perversion and give them some kind of respect which they have NONE of mine) life and pull his demons out of the closet. After watching his videos I puked in my mouth a little bit.

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Watch Father John Hollowell Teach Catholic Students About Disgusting Gay Sex For 2 Hours

Father John Hollowell, the chaplain of Indianapolis‘ Cardinal Ritter High School, is less concerned with his pupils scoring high on standardized tests than he is making sure they never have same-sex relations. Because education is nothing if kids don’t learn what is and is not an abomination before god.

After all, “the Bible is completely useless,” Hollowell told the class on Thursday, if homosexuality is “okay in god’s eyes. … Old and New Testament in multiple places say homosexual acts are an ‘abomination,’ a grave offense against God. The Catholic Church upholds that teaching as well. So you have two options: God is cool with homosexuality, homosexual acts, I should say … or what the Bible and the Church say about it is correct? Okay? There’s no middle ground on that issue.” If that weren’t excruciating enough, realize that kids had to sit through two hours of Hollowell’s support of conversion therapy and denunciation of gay marriage and adoption.

Read more: http://www.queerty.com/watch-father-john-hollowell-teach-catholic-students-about-disgusting-gay-sex-for-2-hours-20110327/#ixzz1Hu0sCtcG

February 8, 2011

I Want God’s Gay Babies, If Only So Horrible Parents Don’t Get Them

by Accidental Bear

I am imagining a grocery store full of babies. Shelves filled with white ones, black ones ,yellow ones, white trash babies on SALE, isle of babies with FANCY pedigrees , handicapped babies, GAY BABIES, buy one get one free babies, day old babies, flavor of the day babies, organic babies, drug addicted babies etc. CASH ONLY ; PAPER OR PLASTIC?

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What If It’s Gay?: If God’s Giving Out Gay Babies, Sign Me Up

Raising My Rainbow is written by the mother of a slightly effeminate, possibly gay, totally fabulous son. She’s chronicling their journey on Queerty right here. Read up on RMR‘s cast of characters.


What is it? A boy? A girl? A gay?

Is it a boy or a girl? What if it’s gay?

The same two questions I heard repeatedly during both of my pregnancies.   It seemed like everyone who knew me couldn’t resist asking — though they would sometimes try, hesitating mere seconds in an attempt to seem casual.

The first question is understandable and predictable. But, why the second question?

Because my brother is gay.
Read more: http://www.queerty.com/what-if-its-gay-if-gods-giving-out-gay-babies-sign-me-up-20110207/#ixzz1DNyUb6v1

January 18, 2011

The Sarah Palin Battle Hymn

by Accidental Bear
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YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!

The Sarah Palin Battle Hymn

VIA http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/

Written-Tom Dempsey
Vocal- Gary Mcvay
Submitted-Tom Dempsey

January 14, 2011

Ex-Gay, Fake Straight

by Accidental Bear

Who are you fooling and why? I’m convinced that people who claim to be ex-gay ( uh hum bullshit cough hmm) are the saddest, weakest gays of all. They must have failed miserably at being gay, being happy and getting laid and desperate for acceptance. Being a a sad gay is ALWAYS better than a FAKE straight. It’s os confusing because they say they are GOD people. Then don’t they know GOD knows the truth. Beats me I never met the guy/gal (GOD)

Meet the Ex-Gay, Ex-Drag Queen Pastor

By Advocate.com Editors

Pastor Ja'Von Crockett X390 (GRAB) | ADVOCATE.COM

Pastor Ja’Von Crockettappeared this week on the religious talk showAtlanta Live to discuss his life before he came to Christ — as a gay man who dressed as a drag queen named Mother Cavalli.

Crockett appears on the show with Pastor Willis Graham, a man he credits with helping his true self to blossom. He refers to Graham as the minister of “redemption and the restoration of life.”

He says Graham didn’t judge when he first attended his ministry: “He allowed me to be me. I told him, ‘the minute you put me in a box — I’m gone.’”

Graham says he never viewed Crockett’s sexuality and “lifestyle” as an obstacle — he says his desire was to “be used of God to bring out the man that he is now.”

He says their relationship is one of “brotherly love” and that Crockett has taught him what it really is to love.

 

 

January 12, 2011

Surprise, Nate Phelps, Son of fag-hating soldier-hating, America-hating Westboro Baptist Church pastor Fred Phelps is Interviewed

by Accidental Bear

Nate Phelps is quite the bear daddy!

Nate Phelps Says: “Everything that’s going on in America right now in [Fred Phelps‘] twisted mind is about God being upset with America because they’re moving in the direction of supporting equal rights for gays. So everything that’s happening is a manifestation of God’s wrath at the country for that.” Surprise, but Fred Phelps is a Democrat!

Aired last night on Vision TV in Canada:

“In his first in-depth television interview, he tells journalist Peter W. Klein about a childhood dominated by a fear of going to hell, and says the Westboro Baptist Church shares some of the same traits as a cult. Phelps says his father regularly beat his mother and 11 siblings, used racial epithets and blamed the world’s problems on homosexuality….In the interview, Phelps says that his father was once a brilliant and well-respected lawyer who led several anti-segregation cases and was honoured by the NAACP as a civil rights hero. Nate Phelps now considers himself an atheist.”

WATCH: INTERVIEW WITH NATE PHELPS, ESTRANGED SON OF WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH LEADER FRED PHELPS

http://vimeo.com/10584739

http://player.vimeo.com/video/10584739