We Peeled Back Chloe’s Mask and Found Comedian Drew Droege | Rib-tickling Interview

Like peeling a banana peel to get the the sweet- sticky inside, I set out on a mission. I wanted to rock climb down into the depth’s of Chloe’s soul. Some of us are in denial that Chloe is not a real person but a well crafted character. In order to scale that dark, elegant cob-webby soul I had to track down the hilarious comedian Drew Droege who plays Chloe “I like toast” Sevigny. Move over Amy Sedaris, Drew is here. Researching Drew’s background I found myself crippled with laughter. His conversational skills hit a magic yellow note  which causes some to pee themselves.

” Drew Droege is a delightful comedy sprite who brings us a heaping spoonful of Glitter in the Garbage each week. He teaches improv at The Groundlings, rocks out in the band The Discount Cruise to Hell, and plays one of the world’s most beloved fantastical creatures in Planet Unicorn. If you google Chloe Sevigny, one of the first results is one of Drew’s videos gently teasing the fashion-designer-actress-model-weirdo. Listen to Glitter in the Garbage each Thursday on Earwolf!” Drew on FACEBOOK 

Drew , lets talk and keep things real: 

Accidental Bear: To get things going, I want to spring out of the gate and first ask about your band The Discount Cruise to Hell? I am laughing on the inside and out. Or should I be crying?  

Drew Droege: Hahah – first of all, I LOVE that this is your first question for me.  The Discount Cruise to Hell is a glitter-glam-gore-cabaret that’s designed to be your cruise ship entertainment after you’ve died and been condemned to Hell.  Fun, right?  I’ve honestly never regretted a single show, because it’s so free and balls-out.  When we miss a note, we scream “Fuck you!  You’re in Hell!”  Awesome.  Sometimes I play a dead 8-year-old chorus boy from the 20s named Lil Jackie Stardust (ie. “Day of the Locust”), and sometimes I play the King of the Lotus Eaters (from “The Odyssey”).  Yeah, it’s super pretentious and stupid at the same time.  My favorite.

A B:  I have to talk about the pink elephant in the room, Chloe. After our interview with Chloe, more often than not, people talk to me in metaphors and emulate her every move. Chloe, who, what, where and why?

Drew:  Chloe came to me as a happy accident – I tried on a wig for something else and realized that I looked like her.  This was many years ago, and she was SUPER indie at the time. So, many (most) audiences didn’t get it at all.  But I love the real person and her style is so remarkably insane, so I LOVE playing her.  I don’t think it would be a hit if I hated the real Chloe.  And then I created this crazy voice and metaphorical jargon for her, to make her more of an original character.  

Accidental Bear’s Interview with International Film Star Domiziano Arcangeli: Nothing Held Back

At an early age he was laced with a rebellious twinkle in his eye. International film star Domiziano Arcangeli, as a teen, was plucked from the streets by Helmut Newton and flown to Berlin for photo shoots which scored him magazine covers. His life never returned to “normal”. Domiziano was a hot potato, bouncing in the hands of such masters as director Federico Fellini, who he landed his first movie role with. Roles as villains and bad-ass vampires fall into his lap effortlessly and he carries an impressive spread sheet of films.

Like the slightest pin prick in a water balloon that turns into a full on waterfalls, I ask Domiziano a few pointed  questions and he gives me detailed, fervent and revealing answers. He is a straight shooter. If he has flown under your radar, now is the time to focus your lens and make a mental bookmark. He is working on a number of “cult” films that will make you give up on Hollywood fluff films for some good old-fashioned blood and gore.

Together Domiziano and I worked through his gay erotic scenes, crazy vengeful ex’s, life as a bad-ass, being blindfolded and put in restraints by a perverted and curious psychiatrist, his openness to participate in a gay sex scene with ex-porn actor David Taylor and  men throwing themselves all over him like a hot fudge sundae.

Accidental Bear: Where are you living these days?

Domiziano Arcangeli:  I live in los Angeles and I love it. I know what they say about LA, I don’t agree, it’s a gorgeous land. My home is in the city, yet I feel up in the country, where I have squirrels and hummingbirds in the garden surrounding me and I feel like I’m in the middle of nowhere (which I love to think…), however I’m in the middle of the studios and by taking one freeway or the other I reach all the main work sites. It’s cool!

Actor Michael Cyril Creighton from the Web Sitcom Jack in a Box, is 1 Cup Uproarious, A Dash Smarts & A Splash of Sass: Interview

 

This Jack in a Box is FDA approved. Michael Cyril Creighton who plays Jack in the web sitcom, harnesses the powerful health benefits of laughter and humor, and squeezes them into bite size videos. I insist on calling Micheal Creighton, Doctor, seeing that laughter studies so far have shown that laughter can help relieve pain, bring greater joy, and even increase immunity. Michael’s has extensive acting career under his belt; find details here. No, not dirty pics, his impressive resume.

READ INTERVIEW AFTER THE JUMP

Beard News: Latest Zelda Ad Sees Robin Williams’ Beard Return (VIDEO)

Robin Williams‘ personality stands by itself with no additional help needed. Adding a beard to his persona gives him a tad of mystery and an once of homeless hotness, that’s right homeless hotness.

via (www.computerandvideogames.com)

Ever since we saw Robin Williams in Nintendo’s over-the-top Zelda push last month, we’ve been trying to grow bushy grey beards of our own.

We’ve failed miserably and no heavier did the weight of realisation weigh down upon us than when we set eyes on this latest Zelda advert, which sees the king of facial candy floss return.

The Hollywood legend asks us, “Will you be a hero of time?” which he pitches as a “simple question”. On the contrary, we can’t think of a more daunting and multi-faceted proposition. In the follwoing video  Mr. Williams gets all excited and goes a bit Aladdin’s Genie.

Catching Up with the Decorated Artist/ Actor/ Model Trevor Wayne| Q&A

You may recognize Trevor Wayne from when he first landed in LA from Chicago and quickly got swiped up by hot-shot networks wanting him for TV pilots including “a role on “ER”. After that TV pilots seemed to be the thing. He has acted along side Fran Drescher and Roseanna Arquette on shows. Enrique Iglesias, Pink, and others in various music videos. His venture into the web came from director John Roecker (“Live Freaky, Die Freaky”, and “Heart Like A Hand Grenade”: The Green Day documentary) in a series called “Sevengali”, acting along side Tim Armstrong (of the band Rancid). Trevor’s latest role is in Bruce LaBruce’s film “L.A.Zombie”. A few other projects are in the works.”

   

Lately he has been fastidiously putting together 8 uncensored pinup postcards along with the mag that started it Pinups! The mag won’t be reprinted and many of the pics, including Clive Barker’s photos, won’t make it to the postcard series. On August 5th Trevor will be having an opening reception party at The Coffee Table in Silverlake to celebrate his artwork being hung there for the month. For those of you that won’t be able to make it in person, check out how to get prints here: http://trevorwayne.bigcartel.c​om/. Feature above are 4 prints that are available. LOVE!

Q & A: First Date Questions

Accidental Bear: Where did you grow up?

Trevor Wayne: I grew up all over the midwest.. from blueberry farms in Michigan,, to
farms in Indiana and Chicago.

A B: Were you a wild teenager or a book-worm?

Trevor: I was a nerd: video games and comic books. Not much else to do in the country!

Bear Grylls Heads to Iceland with Jake Gyllenhaal for man vs Wild Season Premier

I wanted to share my most favorite keeping warm technique while in the wilderness with man friends (no homo). Enter tent slowly, confidently yet tenderly remove clothing. The two of you lie down on your sides, wiener to butt (no homo), lie very still, no talk. The best way to keep warm survival techniques 101. I smell a summer romance.

(via www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk)

Jake Gyllenhaal was pushed to his limits by Bear Gryllson a gruelling survival expedition. The Hollywood star, who has trained to get in shape to star in action movies, went to Iceland with the former soldier for his show Born Survivor and asked to be pushed – but admitted he was surprised by how tough he found it.Bear revealed: “A couple of weeks ago I took Jake Gyllenhaal, reportedly the fittest man in Hollywood, on a Born Survivor to Iceland. He said he wanted to to be pushed and afterwards said he’d never been pushed so hard.

Betty White and Her Gays. “I think the gay community seems to like old ladies”

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Be careful with your words Betty. Gay followers are like a double sided sword, they will turn on you in  hot second. But for now, Betty White is living out her second wind in Hollywood and the gays are there on the ride with her.

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Betty White Reflects on Gay Following

Reflecting on the popularity of the Golden Girls, actress Betty White said that the gay community “seems to like old ladies.”

By Advocate.com Editors

Golden Girls star Betty White reflected on the popularity of her show with gay audiences, saying that she believes the gay community “seems to like old ladies, they always have.”

The seven-time Emmy winner, currently starring on TV in Hot in Cleveland, spoke with WNYC host Leonard Lopate last week. He asked White whether she was surprised by the large gay following that the Golden Girls enjoyed and her popularity in the gay community.

“I think the gay community seems to like old ladies, they always have,” she said. “And when we were on live with Golden Girls on Saturday night they’d shut down the music, stop the dancing, watch the show, then turn the music and the dancing back on. We were very grateful and they’ve been dear friends.” READ MORE

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Straight For Pay Actors Act Out Straight Stereotypes

I mean, how hard could it be unless you are born with a gigantic lisp and a runway walk? Some of my guy hetero friends are the most “gay acting” people I know. So, for a gay actor to play “straight” he is stuck having to cater to macho, masculine stereotypes to pass I guess. As far as straight men playing gay, I am usually insulted beyond belief. Someone please tell Hollywood that gay guys don’t all act the same and you can’t always tell just by looking at one (looks around the room awkward).

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‘I’m Not a Hetero, But I Play One On TV’: 12 Gay Actors Who Took on Straight Roles – and Proved the Naysayers Wrong”
Posted by Chris Eggertsen @ Afterelton.com
hough openly-gay Newsweek journalist Ramin Setoodeh’s infamous 2010 article “Straight Jacket” was certainly a misguided piece of criticism, it unfortunately brought to light an all-too-common misconception held by both Hollywood decision makers and members of the public at large – that gay actors are incapable of adequately portraying straight characters on-screen.

History, of course, shows that ludicrous assertion to be entirely false – particularly considering the number of closeted gay actors from earlier eras who vaulted to stardom specifically because they were able to convincingly portray straight romantic leads. READ MORE

Belinda Carlisle’s Gay Son Starts The Trailblazer Campaign

It seems as though kids are getting smarter these days (street smart) and adults  are being left in the dust, to carry out their traditional, out dated attitudes and view of the world. Belinda Carlisle has passed on her stunning looks and brain power to her gay son, who is turning his celebrity up bringing into a mission. Watch his video and his charming, thought out, “speech” to the world about the change Hollywood needs to make.

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via Towleroad

James Duke Mason (he goes by Duke) checked in with me earlier today to tell me about a new campaign he’s starting. I’ll let him share:

It’s similar to the It Gets Better Project except that ‘Trailblazer’ focuses exclusively on openly gay celebrities. Its goal is essentially to help create a more accepting environment for openly gay entertainers in Hollywood so that eventually we might have our very own ‘Sidney Poitier‘, our own trailblazer who breaks the barrier for LGBT people.

You may recall that Duke is the son of Belinda Carlisle, whose video in support of him and marriage equality I posted back during the anti-gay Maine campaign.

Duke says he has commitments from Chad Allen, David Moretti, Perez Hilton, and Mike Manning to create videos for the campaign, and talks about it in a clip to posted to his YouTube account.

Read more: http://www.towleroad.com/2011/04/mason.html#more#ixzz1JzU5dGyf

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Accidental’s Q & A with Tim Kruger (Adult Film Star); Revealing and Honest

*** Warning: Graphic (enjoyable) Language***

Years before finding out about Tim Kruger’s cinematic talents, I stumbled upon this photograph above. In order to keep this a classy joint, I covered the goods. Tim informed me that his English was not the best and was apologetic ahead of time for his grammar. Tim, I must say, your English is leaps and bounds better than most Americans. Tim had no idea of the grab bag of questions I was about to unleash on him.  I have  special powers that  gets people to over share. With Tim, in my book, there is no such thing as over sharing.

Take some time and feast your hungry eyes on Tim’s Site (Adult). You may just find yourself bookmarking it for, um, private time. You’re welcome, and thank you!

About Timtales.com

Timtales.com is a little family enterprise.
We are Tim Kruger (right) and me, Grobes Geraet (left), a real life couple since quite a few years and we love sex.

It was Tim who had the idea for this site. We both like to watch porn clips, especially those which are realistic and amateur style. We also realised that there were many people who liked to check out our very first little video clips that we had uploaded on dating websites. So we decided to make something out of it. In the meantime Tim has become quite a well known porn actor, so our division of work is clear. Tim stays in contact with the porn scene and generally does most of the networking. And of course he is our star in many of the films on this site. Me, i´m the “producer”, I shoot and edit the films and photos…and in some of them i´m in front of the camera too.  So, there´s really only the two of us, no big production company in the background.
But nevertheless we guarantee to bring you about 8 to 10 updates per month.

Q & A, Ready, Set and Go!

Accidental Bear: I’m a big fan of TimTales.com ( you). Because this is your site, does this mean you only work for yourself now?

Tim: For now, I only do videos for Timtales.com but that doesn´t mean I will
never do movies for other companies anymore. I plan to do videos for
other studios in the future again from time to time.

AB: Any fun projects you are working on now or in the future?

Tim: I really wanna have my own Tim Kruger Dildo someday :o)
I´m currently talking with some companies who do that and hopefully
my wish will come true later this or next year.

AB: I see singers move on to become producers and actors to directors.
Do you plan on “hanging up” your cock (laughs) some day and being behind
the scenes only? Cross over into Hollywood films?

Tim: Hollywood is no option for me because I think I’m a very worse (bad) actor.
That´s why i enjoy doing Timtales.com so much because everything is real,
and it’s just me and how I am.

As long as the people wanna see me fucking some sexy butts I will do that.
If they’re getting sick of it I will start working just behind the camera.

AB: You have most likely lived out most of your sexual fantasies in front
of the camera by now. Is there anything that you secretly desire
doing? Whether it be a location, an act or a certain role play?

Tim: I’ve tried most of my fantasies, but there are still some left. One
thing I often think about is, I really wanna see my boyfriend getting fucked by many
hung tops. And by many, I mean at least 10. 🙂

AB: Oh Tim, believe you me, you are not alone with this one. I say go big or go home, right?

AB: Fluffers? So when I think of fluffers I giggle a little. Sounds
like an “interesting” job. Could you help me understand what a fluffer’s duties are?

Tim: There are no Fluffers on a porn set anymore. Long time ago when porn
started there were Guys or Girls on the set who helped the actors getting hard and sucked their cocks before a scene or during a break.Today the actors help each other to get hard and there is no need for an extra Fluffer.

AB: Kind of like “help a brother move a new couch” or set up his internet. Ha ha

AB: Germany vs States? Are Americans uptight? What are some pros and
cons about living your life in Germany? I have friends who love to
travel to Germany and I hear some crazy stories about bath houses and sex clubs.

Tim: Germany, and especially Berlin, is very  open minded when it comes to sex.
You can fuck in almost every gay bar;  even in the biggest and most popular mixed clubs here in berlin, and it has several, people (gay or straight) can have sex. In the States everything happens more in the closet.

AB: When I say the words Dirty Sanchez, what is the first thing that
comes to your mind? And what about bareback porn?

Tim: To be honest i never heard of Dirty Sanchez, so I don’t know what or who it is.

AB: I don’t know why but I find this somewhat of a hint of innocence, which adds dollar signs to your overall appeal. I will let you google Dirty Sanchez on your own.

AB: Here I added a link: Dirty Sanchez, because learning is good.

Tim: And about bareback porn, I can say, it’s totally ok for me if two adults who trust each other, and know about the risks of fucking bareback decide to do it without a condom. Everyone should have the right to make that decision for himself without getting judged by others.

I’m not a big fan of the twink bareback movies where I think the young
boys just see the money and don’t know much about the risk of doing
it. Even if the companies testing their models, there is always a risk left.

AB: What are your, if any, limitations about what you will do on film??

Tim: Almost everything the people want to see and I feel comfortable with
I would show in my videos. But it has to be 100% Legal  of course.

AB: Here in the US we have an alarming problem in our school of gay
kids being bullied? Does the media in Germany have any stories that relate to this? Or is the US in general, ignorant.

Tim: Here in Germany it’s the same thing at the moment. Violence against gays
is on the rise and it mostly comes from guys who have a low educational background or from guys who have an immigrant background. The politicians don’t wanna talk about that problem but I think its very important to talk about that and don’t ignore the fact.

AB: San Francisco’s streets are lined with porn stars. I have noticed some, after peaking in the adult film career, enter into a down hill with battle with drugs. What would you say if someone said that doing porn is a slippery slope to drug use?

Tim: I’m doing porn for quiet a while now and never saw anyone doing drugs.I think in every branch you will have guys who are strong enough to do his job without taking drugs and some guys who are doing drugs because they can’t handle the stress, success or they can’t stand it when the fame isn’t anymore.

AB: Tim you are a smart man (shameless flirting)

AB: On a lighter note. You and your boyfriend Grobes Geraet are freaking adorable and appear extremely joyous in your photographs? Do you have a cute story of how you met?

Tim and his boyfriend Grobes Geraet

Tim: There is no big and romantic love story I can tell you :o) I saw Grobes online on a dating site and so wanted to meet that hot tattooed  muscle guy but I was 22 years old at that time and he always said I was too young for him. But I never gave up and after some weeks of chatting, we met each other accidentally on the street and talked for a while, he liked me and arranged a date for next day. The intention of the date was to have dinner and watch a DVD, but it ended with a hot and sweaty sex session :o) After that we met more often and it is still hot and heavy today.

AB: TRIUMPH!

AB: Are you two married?

Tim: No we’re not married and we both live in Germany.

AB: What are the laws in Germany like about gay marriage?

Tim: Gays in Germany are allowed to marry but do not have exactly the same
rights than straight couples yet.

AB: Red heads, blondes or brunettes?

Tim: I don’t care about hair or skin colour, as long as the guy is sexy.

AB: What’s the future hold for you and Tim Tales?

Tim: Next step with Timtales.com is to release DVD’s and my dildo, of course :o)

AB: Dude if your dildo were a book, it would for sure end up on the best sellers list or Oprah’s book club!

AB: Have you spent time in San Francisco before?

Tim: Oh Yes an I loved it. I was there often to shoot videos for Hot House or Raging Stallion Studios ,and sometimes for pleasure. We’re planning to go there next month again.

AB: I hope I “accidentally” bump into you.

AB: Speaking of, you must have some crazy stalker fans. Any funny fan stories? Or
even scary ones?

Tim: There is a bit of everything but usually all my fans are very nice and friendly and I like talking to them.

AB: What kind of teenager were you? The girls must have all been hot and
bothered by you. They lose, we win!

Tim: I was a very quiet and shy teenager and I still am bit shy, even though, most
of the people don’t believe that because i do porn. Almost all of my friends were girls, and the guys in school often were jealous because of that. I had some very pretty girlfriends. But we never did more than kissing.

AB: Ok, so there are Gay for pay actors. Would you do straight for pay films?

Tim: No, I would never do any straight movies and fuck a girl. I could probably do it when I think of a hot guy, but I wanna have fun and be 100% in it, so a woman will  never be an option for me.

AB: A man that knows what he likes, I totally get it.

AB: Are you a spiritual person? Buddha or god… do either of them do anything for you?

Tim: I’m not very spiritual. I believe in something, but it’s definitely not God.

AB: And finally, what made you do your very first porn? Curiosity?
Money? You life dream? Is your career exactly where you would like it
do be?
Tim: I worked in a Gay Video store and saw all these hot guys on videos,
poster, books everyday and I got curious and wanted to know what it would be like to be a porn star and what  it’s like to do a  porn film. I applied on a website and a few weeks later i was on a flight to San Francisco to shoot a video with Raging Stallion.

And from there, we know what happened, Tim is HUGE. No not like that, well, yes like that, but I’m talking about his name being known in any respectful gay household from San Francisco to Timbuktu. We look forward to seeing your life size monument soon. If you guys are good, you should be as lucky to have Tim’s money maker stuffed in your stocking next Christmas.

Thank you for the chat Tim. You are super charming, and your broken English and accent  at times, added a touch of worldliness to my mundane questions. Much love to you!

http://www.timtales.com/home.html

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Charlie Sheen v Muammar Gaddafi: whose line is it anyway?

The US actor and the Libyan leader have produced some choice lines recently. Can you distinguish between them?

 

Muammar Gaddafi and Charlie Sheen – ravers in arms? Photographs: Getty

1. 1.I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists
   1. Sheen
   2. Gaddafi
2. 2.Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body
   1. Sheen
   2. Gaddafi
3. 3.Life without dignity is worthless
   1. Sheen
   2. Gaddafi
4. 4.I’m extremely old-fashioned, I’m a nobleman, I’m chivalrous
   1. Sheen
   2. Gaddafi
5. 5.I am like the Queen of England
   1. Sheen
   2. Gaddafi
6. 6.I am much bigger than any rank, for those who are talking about rank, I am a fighter
   1. Sheen
   2. Gaddafi
7. 7.Every great movement begins with one man
   1. Sheen
   2. Gaddafi
8. 8.These resentments, they are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre
   1. Sheen
   2. Gaddafi
9. 9.I woke up at 4am, before dawn. You should be asleep. You’re all tired after a sleepless night
   1. Sheen
   2. Gaddafi
10. 10.9/11 was ‘an absolute fairytale, a complete work of fiction’
    1. Sheen
    2. Gaddafi

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RIP: Actress and Golden Age sex symbol Jane Russell

RIP: Actress and Golden Age sex symbol Jane Russell passed away today in her Santa Maria home with her family by her side. She was 89.

Russell is best remembered for her spicy silver-screen debut in Howard Hughes’s The Outlaw, and for starring opposite Marilyn Monroe in the Howard Hawks classic Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.

Concerning her shapely measurements, comedian Bob Hope once quipped: “Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands.”

[ksby / kcoy.]