Posts tagged ‘Jesus’

May 8, 2011

A Friendly Reminder That The World’s Ending in Two Weeks

by Accidental Bear

I think I am prepared. In my survival kit I have Peanut M&Ms, Gummy Worms, a jug of water, toilet paper (3-ply), beef jerk, Angry Birds, and a  copy of Latin Inches. Did I miss anything? AB

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Via Gawker

Lauri Apple — In-the-know Americans have been getting ready for May 21, when Jesus is going to return to Earth and kick off the Rapture—aka “Judgment Day.” Hopefully you’re prepared for all the excitement to come, yes?

Or is this all news to you? It’s true that not everyone has been lucky enough to live or drive by one of the eye-catching “Judgment Day May 21” billboards erected by So Family Radio, the outfit that’s probably worked the hardest to make sure people are informed. Without So Family’s helpful roadside reminders, you might not have even heard about May 21 at all.

It’s also possible that you saw the news somewhere months ago and forgot. It’s okay—you’ve got so much on your mind these days! Please start paying attention now, and focus. READ MORE

April 25, 2011

You Were Missed @ Hunky Jesus Easter 2011 SF

by Accidental Bear

If there had been a roof the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence would have brought it down for the 32nd time! Sun was magically pulled from a hat after a wet start to the day and another glorious time was had by those attending the festivities by choice or by accident. Sorry to those who wanted a romantic hetero day in the park. Gays dressed as Jesus, Nuns and sexy bunnies ran Dolores Park on Easter and no one had to be beat in to join the gang (hate when that happens).

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The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence are back with the 32nd annual Hunky Jesus contest. Set your offense level to stun! But as they say, Jesus has a sense of humor, and so should you. It’s all in loving good fun, and a celebration of an organization that has raised millions to support charities that “Christians” have ignored.

April 22, 2011

“Jesus Had 2 Dads and He Turned Out Fine.” – Dublin

by Accidental Bear

I want to sit homophobes and religious freaks down on a therapist couch and ask them some questions. I would be reserved and refrain from asking, ” What the fuck is wrong with you!”, and maybe ask, “Who hurt you?”, “Why are you so insecure?”, ” Why did you drop out of school in the 5th grade?”, “What deep dark secrets do you hide in our closet?” Those would just be my warm up questions.

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Poster for Gay March Courts Controversy

By Advocate.com Editors

JESUS HAS TWO DADS X390 (GRAB) | ADVOCATE.COM

Despite the possibility of stirring up outrage, a controversial poster invoking Jesus to promote marriage equality will appear all over buses and trains in Dublin starting today.

The poster shows an illustration of several protesters at a rally, with one holding a sign that says, “Jesus Had 2 Dads and He Turned Out Fine.” The ad is for the third annual March for Marriage, to be held August 14 in Dublin. READ MORE

February 19, 2011

News Headlines that Grabbed me by the Boo boo

by Accidental Bear

I like running through the internet grabbing things that grab me by the balls, spark my interest or tingle me in one way or another. You’re Welcome!

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Learning To Embrace Mess And Chaos Through Yoga

Man’s First Best Friend Might Have Been A Fox

China’s ‘Go-To’ Typical American Guy

Weekend Preview: SF Weekend Preview: SF Bay Area’s Rainy Days

Court Allows Budapest Gay Pride March

Rufus Has a Baby

Navy Wrongly Accused Hazing Sailor

Mexico Markets First Gay Beer?

Ditto Honors Madonna in Video

Why Is Mean Obama Taking Away Doctors’ Right To Use Jesus In Avoiding Treatment Of Fags?

Cows For Equality: The Moo Moos Revolt Against Chick-fil-A