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March 19, 2011

Gay Couple Raises Doll as their Son

by Accidental Bear

I would have been shocked by this story if I hadn’t already been exposed to such freakish behavior in the past. About a year ago I was house sitting and snooping through there collection of saved Tivo programs ( hoping to find  a taped Love Boat, Threes Company or something as riveting) . I don’t remember the title of program but I remember it was a British show , show casing women who had spent thousands of dollars on “realistic” baby dolls that they treated as their own offspring, taking them grocery shopping. The show had a more deviant last half where men had relationship with real life size dolls and demanding the respect from friends and family as if their mound of plastic and whatever else was a consensual part of the relationship. So this article was less of a punch to the gut at the same time causing me some gay shame. Is there a name for being afraid of the word doll? ( besides crazy)

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Gay Couple Raises Doll as Son

By Advocate.com Editors

Digby in Cairo x390 (The Daily) | advocate.com

For 20 years, a gay couple from New York has cared for their son Digby without having to worry he’ll grow out of his clothes or one day venture out into the world on his own.

Mark Kirby and A.J. Sapolnick bought Digby, a doll they found in a Paris flea market, 20 years ago, and the three have been inseparable since. Kirby and Sapolnick take their son everywhere, from Central Park to Phnom Penh, Cambodia.

“Our intention was to create a family,” Kirby said to The Daily. “And Digby was going to be part of our family.”

Though the couple acknowledge their family is unconventional, they don’t treat him like a doll — they don’t even like the word.

“He’s never been in a suitcase, Sapolnick says. “Because it wasn’t out intention to have a toy.”

March 8, 2011

Visualize Bear Dingle Berries

by Accidental Bear

Cute, no. Point taken, yes. Dingle berries, no thank you.

 

 

 

March 2, 2011

Is Charlie Rambling Fool or Genius? Take Poll

by Accidental Bear

Charlie you so crazy!

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Contributed by Monkeypuzzle

via www.guardian.co.uk

Charlie Sheen v Muammar Gaddafi: whose line is it anyway?

The US actor and the Libyan leader have produced some choice lines recently. Can you distinguish between them?

Gadaffi and Sheen 

Muammar Gaddafi and Charlie Sheen – ravers in arms? Photographs: Getty

  1. 1.I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists
  2. 2.Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body
  3. 3.Life without dignity is worthless
  4. 4.I’m extremely old-fashioned, I’m a nobleman, I’m chivalrous
  5. 5.I am like the Queen of England
  6. 6.I am much bigger than any rank, for those who are talking about rank, I am a fighter
  7. 7.Every great movement begins with one man
  8. 8.These resentments, they are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre
  9. 9.I woke up at 4am, before dawn. You should be asleep. You’re all tired after a sleepless night
  10. 10.9/11 was ‘an absolute fairytale, a complete work of fiction’
February 28, 2011

Naval Academy smoking Synthetic marijuana, I’m so proud

by Accidental Bear
Synthetic marijuana, LAME! Our “proud” men and women obviously need something better to do and have way to much time on thier hands. Maybe they should adopt the anthem from retail workers, ” Got time to lean, time to clean!.” Get those boy on their hands and knees and get them scrubbing, dusting and wiping down. One word comes in mind when first reading headline, POSER.
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Synthetic marijuana widely used at Naval Academy, some midshipmen say

 

Washington Post Staff Writer

 

A synthetic form of marijuana is widely used at the U.S. Naval Academy because it cannot be detected in routine drug tests, according to several former midshipmen who have been removed from campus for using or possessing the substance.

Since its introduction at the academy last year, synthetic marijuana has become popular among rank-and-file midshipmen and on the football and wrestling teams, the former midshipmen said. Some isolated corners of the historic Annapolis campus, they said, have become well-known gathering spots for smoking it.

Synthetic marijuana is an herbal potpourri sprayed with chemicals that, when smoked, produces mood-altering effects. It is illegal in at least 12 states, although not in Maryland, and is prohibited in the U.S. military, including at its service academies.

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February 26, 2011

Inappropriate Corner: How Many Loads Have u Taken 2nite?

by Accidental Bear

Some times things that are just plain wrong, are just plain hilarious!

February 16, 2011

Durable, Daring DILF Khakis! (VIDEO)

by Accidental Bear

DILF

DILF

DILF

If you are not quite sure what DILF means google it of click here. Nowadays because people like Joan Rivers who is out living cockroaches we now have the terms GILF

 

 

 

 

 

 

James Van Der Beek sports the hottest new pants around, DILF Khakis, for the dad you know you’d like to fu- in a pair of flat fronts or pleated. For more of Van Der Week, head over to http://www.jamesvandermemes.com/


February 11, 2011

Nylon Beard Covers, Who Knew?

by Accidental Bear

This is just to pass on the world that

Nylon Beard Covers Exist!

I cannot think of a purpose unless you are the lunch Lady/Man. Let me know what you think a beard cover is good for.

Nylon Beard Cover

February 8, 2011

Joan Rivers Gives advice to Rachel Maddow on hair styles

by Accidental Bear
These strange planets called Rachel and Joan colliding is worth your time. This may be a good or example of,

Yin/Yang

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Joan Rivers Tells Rachel Maddow If She Grew Her Hair She Could “Get A Porn Tape”

Joan Rivers

In the newest GoDaddy.com commercial that aired during the Super Bowl, a voluptuous model with her face obscured is being announced as the new spokesperson for GoDaddy. After all the build up it turns out to be… Joan Rivers!

Rivers came onto The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell to discuss it, and refused to admit that there was a body double used.

“I am a grandma, so I am a GILF.”

“Are you up to NFL standards of raciness when you text pictures?” O’Donnell wanted to know.

Yes, she takes them of her pulling the plug on old Jewish men.

At the end of the interview, O’Donnell tossed to Rachel Maddow who was coming up next, and Rivers could not help but shout out some beauty advice for Maddow.

“Tell Rachel to grow her hair, she’ll get a porn tape!”

“No, Joan, have you ever seen me with long hair? I look like one of the grown up and gone bad.”

Rivers countered that Maddow would look “hot.”

Ba dump.

Video below

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/joan-rivers-to-rachel-maddow-grow-your-hair-2011-2#ixzz1DPyEj1Nz


February 3, 2011

ACCIDENTAL IS DISTURBED; BEAR BEIBERED

by Accidental Bear

IT’S GONE TOO FAR

SOURCE http://thelunaticwindbag.tumblr.com/post/2865893847/its-gone-too-far
February 1, 2011

Man Claims Parkinson’s Pills Turned Him Into Gay Sex Fiend

by Accidental Bear

Ummm, yeah thats it. My medicine for acid reflux turned me into a sex crazed, cross dessing, power bottom Tina-head. Nice try “A straight, married French man” but

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT

And it sounds like you’ve been eating a lot of WEINERS!

Man Claims Parkinson’s Pills Turned Him Into Gay Sex Fiend

via Gawker

Man Claims Parkinson's Pills Turned Him Into Gay Sex FiendA straight, married French man is suing GlaxoSmithKline, the manufacturer of the Parkinson’s medication Requip, claiming it turned him into a gay sex addict, crossdresser, and compulsive gambler. Anyone have any idea how we can get some Requip?

Send an email to Brian Moylan, the author of this post, at brian@gawker.com.

January 31, 2011

Pic of Day; Are you a Poofster?

by Accidental Bear

Are  you a Poofster?

http://tellthetruthhomie.tumblr.com/post/3030449546

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January 29, 2011

Blog Alert: Kitschy Living

by Accidental Bear

Who would have thunk there are so many awfully hideous things out there, that when put together with other hideous thing  by the right artful eye ; BRILLIANCE

http://kitschyliving.tumblr.com/

http://kitschyliving.tumblr.com/

January 19, 2011

Baby-Swinging Yoga Is Real: Meet the Children Who Survived It

by Accidental Bear

Shit, my mother most of been way ahead of her time. Growing up with 4 brothers, daily one of us were on the brink of choking to death. My mother with a Kool cigarette hanging from her lip and a can beer in one hand would use her free hand to swoop the choking brother up by his feet and shake him upside down until whatever was lodged into our throat came free. Thanks mom, I credit you for my love of yoga. Who knew?

Thanks GAWKER.COM

Baby-Swinging Yoga Is Real: Meet the Children Who Survived It

Baby-Swinging Yoga Is Real: Meet the Children Who Survived It

Lena Fokina, the hardbodied Russian viral video star seen swinging babies here andhereis real. She teaches baby yoga for a living and raised two (seemingly) healthy daughters that way. And she just gave her first American interview!

Lena has a website where she advertises herself as a childrearing expert based in Dahab, Egypt. We tracked her down through her Russian booking agent, but were unable to interview her because of the language barrier. Enter Nathan Thornburgh: He’s a daddy blogger and who writes about Russia for Time magazine. He interviewedLena in her native Russian, and got her to explain her “extreme developmental gymnastics” techniques.

Baby-Swinging Yoga Is Real: Meet the Children Who Survived ItI’ve never heard of anything like this Baby Yoga. Is this traditional or did you invent it?

Life invented it; it was conveyed to us by the teacher and author of all these ideas, Igor Borisovich Charkovsky. […] Over the last 30 years, Charkovsky’s system has lived in Russia and has spread from there. Not everyone accepts it.

The first thing everybody here thought when they saw your baby-swinging video was “Holy shit!” Then they thought, is it real or fake? So: Is it real? If so, who is the baby?

The child was born in the Black Sea region. Her name is Platona, and she was two weeks old when we took that video. We have a lot of children like her here. They are early readers, singers, talkers, swimmers. You haven’t seen anything like it anywhere!! And there’s swimming with dolphins, scuba diving with them… Come to Dahab!

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January 18, 2011

The Sarah Palin Battle Hymn

by Accidental Bear
Sarah Palin holding a T-shirt related to the G...

Image via Wikipedia

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!

The Sarah Palin Battle Hymn

VIA http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/

Written-Tom Dempsey
Vocal- Gary Mcvay
Submitted-Tom Dempsey

January 6, 2011

This Gay is Saying Something, But all I can Hear is that He has No Shirt On

by Accidental Bear

My Gay Box…

Davey Wavey attempts to explain gay stereotypes and why Rosies “dyke” look reinforces lesbo hi mom’s idea of lesbians. I want SO BAD to hate this guy. But he makes me laugh ( brownie points)

Check out his other videos at:

http://www.youtube.com/user/wickydkewl