Posts tagged ‘Muammar Gaddafi’

March 5, 2011

BREAKING NEWS! Michael Jackson and Muammar Gaddafi Are the Same Person!

by Accidental Bear

Just a theory. Michael Jackson is not dead! He and Muammar Gaddafi are the same person. Michael needed to fake his death to focus  on his INSANE  political career. Insane musician, insane politician. Makes sense ( Allegedly)

March 2, 2011

Is Charlie Rambling Fool or Genius? Take Poll

by Accidental Bear

Charlie you so crazy!

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Contributed by Monkeypuzzle

via www.guardian.co.uk

Charlie Sheen v Muammar Gaddafi: whose line is it anyway?

The US actor and the Libyan leader have produced some choice lines recently. Can you distinguish between them?

Gadaffi and Sheen 

Muammar Gaddafi and Charlie Sheen – ravers in arms? Photographs: Getty

  1. 1.I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists
  2. 2.Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body
  3. 3.Life without dignity is worthless
  4. 4.I’m extremely old-fashioned, I’m a nobleman, I’m chivalrous
  5. 5.I am like the Queen of England
  6. 6.I am much bigger than any rank, for those who are talking about rank, I am a fighter
  7. 7.Every great movement begins with one man
  8. 8.These resentments, they are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre
  9. 9.I woke up at 4am, before dawn. You should be asleep. You’re all tired after a sleepless night
  10. 10.9/11 was ‘an absolute fairytale, a complete work of fiction’
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