Posts tagged ‘Nude beach’

April 7, 2011

Guide to Tuning Your Bike This Spring, Moderate Butchness Needed

by Accidental Bear

Tune up those bikes men! Now that the sun is showing up more often this spring, you will need a vehicle to get you to the naked beaches for some fun in the sun (cruising). Tuning your bike is a lot easier think, you need the basic tools and a moderate amount of butchness. Once you are all tuned up, fill you fanny pack with sun block, lip balm, lube, condoms, Altoids, a copy of ID Magazine and hit the sand. FYI,  a guy on a bike is an aphrodisiac (source, me).




January 9, 2011

To Bare or Not Bare All: Nudity

by Accidental Bear
"Clothing Optional" sign from San Fr...

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What is with gays constantly in need to be nude. Gay beaches, gay resorts, clothing optional this, clothing optional that. Theres more to it than the feeling of  freedom that comes from letting your dong flop around in public. Is it the sexual energy that arises from it?  It is an exhibitionists wet dream to go public with full on frontal, ” Hi, may I have a Carmel grande frappacino. How do you like my PUBES haircut? “. I mean, I grew up in a hippy dipppy family and frquented watering holes n the summer with wangers flopping around, breasts swaying from side to side and over grown vagina bushes. It was no big deal. But as an adult I find myself just as comfortable wearing swim trunks while hanging out at beach or boogie borading. If you have ever gotten board rash on your junk you’d understand the need for a fabric barrier between yourself and  the sratchy surface of board.

Is it a political statement or empowerment, like, My body and I’ll do what ever I want with it? I GET IT!  Take off your bra a be free. Say, sitting in a group of 6 gay guys on a blanket in the park clothed is one thing, then gat naked and the energy changes. I have to say I believes the gay community is OVER sexualized ( I know this is not a popular view to most gays, thinking that it’s impossible to over sexualize anything). Coming from just a human stand point, not straight or gay, having an over sexualized atmosphere can distract a person from the big picture of there own life and lead them down a lonely, unfulfilled life (I know thats far fetched , but deal).

I dont know the number of times I’ve been somewhere clothing optional and TOTALLY fine with being non nude, with shorts on but have to fight off friends yacking , ” Don’t be prude! Relax, where all naked!” etc etc. So, I say worry about your own donger hanging out and you wont be seeing mine. Im okay, your okay, but don’t fight to have me naked just to make YOUELF feel comfortable. Visiting Harbin Hot Springs last year, under the PEER pressure of the environment my partner and I walked around free balling, wangers flopping all weekend, meeting a greeting strangers and their in your face and proud peckers, observing  old regretable tattoos on 60 year womens inner thighs. But we were not naked FOR US,   but for the other guests.

I have heard through the media and ant-gay groups about homosexuals being sexual deviants. I am totally NOT agreeing but have you picked up a gay news paper lately. From cover to cover, half naked , sexually provocative ads, photo spreads, hooker, escort ads, porn web site sponsors, underwear night at all our local bars, wet jock strap contests, naked yoga classes, skin skin skni etc.

To bare or not to Bare.

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