Posts tagged ‘penis’

August 27, 2011

Celebrity Accidental Bear Paul Rudd Has a Shiny Penis

by Accidental Bear

We are weak to Paul Rudd‘s charisma and naturally manly vibe. So, when we saw an interview of him talking about his man part, his tool, his long john silver we had to re-post. Well Paul, if your nob is as shiny as you say, you will need that thing regularly polished (hand raised in the air). Mike Enders


We knew Paul Rudd was hot, but is his penis shiny? That’s what he and costar Adam Scott claim in an interview with Black Book magazine.

The two actors discuss working together on their new comedy My Idiot Brother and Rudd’s nude scene. “Your penis shines pretty bright,” Scott joked during the interview.  Rudd replied, “It’s a little like looking at the sun, it’s true. I think the only way you can really look at my penis is if you’re wearing a welding mask.”

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August 19, 2011

I Art You: Crocheted Penis

by Accidental Bear

Artist Unknown

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July 5, 2011

Judging Penis size by Comparing Index, Ring Ringers

by Accidental Bear

Yes that’s right , this is a report by the L.A. Times so it has to be for real and truthful. I have done research on the size of mens penises for many glorious years and my results show there is NO way to tell how well endowed your potential ex-trick will be until you pull “it” out and give it a few squeezes. The most truth comes from the ever famous saying , some are showers and some are growers: there is no greater truth. Some of my (ahem) research subject have kicked off their ginormous size 13 work boots, only to find under a scientific microscope that their penis were thimble size. AB


Penis length cannot be determined by how big his hands or feet are — those and other supposed indicators have been widely discredited for years. But now a team of Korean researchers has produced what may be a more reliable guide: the ratio of the length of his index finger to that of his ring finger. The lower that ratio, the longer the penis may be, the researchers wrote Monday in the Asian Journal of Andrology.

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May 30, 2011

Woman Gives Penis to Police As Evidence of Attack

by Accidental Bear

In Bangladesh, a Weinergate very different from the one preoccupying America’s Twitternet has emerged. There, a woman cut off her neighbor’s penis after he allegedly broke into her house and tried to rape her.


May 26, 2011

Check Your Testicles; How to Chart & Video (Testicular Cancer Prevention)

by Accidental Bear

Next time you naturally (that’s what men do) adjust your boys in public, tell them you’re just checking yourself for testicular cancer! I attached a How To video below, I thought you pervs might like some visuals. Whatever it takes, that gets you to know this vital information and get you interested, I will do, because I love you, you and (points finger at you) you.

Grab Your Gonads Testicle Self-Exam Card
Next time you happen to grab your gonads, tell ’em you’re just checking yourself for testicular cancer! This handy laminated 11.5″ x 9″ card is just the thing to keep around to check yourself monthly. The artwork is also available as a free download here.

January 5, 2011

Need A Hobby? Clone-a-Willy

by Accidental Bear

Clone-a-Willy Demo

WTF? Nice raining day project? Really bored? Hey this 2011 and this year I’m less judgmental than 2010 ( so far). Clone your peiner or your favorite vegetables.

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