As I approached my conversation with Chloe I thought of it like a secret mission, being dropped from a helicopter onto an untouched island in search of yet found orchids. If I were to name an orchid, it would be called Chloe and it would smell of lavender and a mist of sage. I also sharpened my interviewing tools and studied the dictionary, afraid that I might not be able to understand the complex, advanced and evolved language that rolls off her tongue like butter. Chloe was gracious to any of the questions I tossed at her and I left no rock unturned.
Get them while they’re hot! Wait, what!?!?
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As I run my little heart out to my Best of Heart compilation on the treadmill at the gym, I just about take a tumble when I see a flash of gold and get a mouth full of, “What the hell! “Yes, this is a commercial made to not let you forget it. Direct TV, you win. I am in a gold trance, sell me something and keep on making these outrageous commercials.
According to Gavin Mcinnes, kids today have a lot to learn about urinating in public. Thank you Gavin, I just peed in my pants laughing.