Posts tagged ‘lol’

August 28, 2011

Video: Half Naked Men Dance to Hurricane Irene

by Accidental Bear

Spirited young men dance in the street for laughs for what was a terrifying time for most.

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August 5, 2011

Morning Warm-up: CHRISTIANS vs ATHEISTS KICKBALL

by Accidental Bear

The Religious Antagonist.  It’s a game of kickball between atheists and Christians to determine who’s better.

I H8 RELIGION
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July 29, 2011

PSA: Dad’s Slutty New Shorts are Really a Bear Magnet”

by Accidental Bear

June 17, 2011

Bearded Bobble Head Looking Men sing, “Blister in the Sun” in the Grand Canyon

by Accidental Bear

June 9, 2011

Beer Commercial Awesome, Beer Bad (Beats Chest)

by Accidental Bear

Most EPIC beer commercial EVER

 

June 6, 2011

Animated Drunken Voicemails Are Painful to Listen to and Hilarious

by Accidental Bear

Animated Drunken Voicemail of the Day: Redditor HisFriendEvan says: “I just found out that my friend has been saving my drunken voicemails to him so that he can animate them later.”

DON’T DRUNK CALL!

 

 

 

My Friend Evan: Episode 1 from Steve Rold on Vimeo.

May 27, 2011

Chloe “I like toast” Sevigny gives an Exclusive Interview to Accidental Bear For Your Pleasure

by Accidental Bear


As I approached my conversation with Chloe I thought of it like a secret mission, being dropped from a helicopter onto an untouched island in search of yet found orchids. If I were to name an orchid, it would be called Chloe and it would smell of lavender and a mist of sage. I also sharpened my interviewing tools and studied the dictionary, afraid that I might not be able to understand the complex, advanced and evolved language that rolls off her tongue like butter. Chloe was gracious to any of the questions I tossed at her and I left no rock unturned.

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May 20, 2011

Rapture Wear: Handi Rapture Ready Diapers for Mature Men and Women of Faith

by Accidental Bear

Get them while they’re hot! Wait, what!?!?

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Do you have what it takes to be rapture ready? We have what it takes to make you Rapture Ready. Rapture Ready Diapers automatically disolve upon completion of levitation leaving you fresh and as naked as the day you were born.
Be sure to stipulate size, When ordering note whether you wish an iPod and cell phone pocket.
All Jews must enclose a notorized certificate of religious conversion. via www.scari.org

May 18, 2011

Marriage Proposal: Just Like in the Movies, at the Movies (video)

by Accidental Bear


Dear Mr. Tender Heart, I have full body goosebumps! I don’t expect anything less than this and the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, that’s all.

Love,
Man with no ring on his finger

May 18, 2011

A Protester Dumps a Box Full of Glitter on Republican Presidential Hopeful Newt Gingrich

by Accidental Bear

Oh god this is brilliant (raises hands to sky, I believe , I believe). “Feel the rainbow Newt, stop hate, stop the anti-gay politics.” the protester protested.

April 11, 2011

Herbal Elements: Orgasmic for Men

by Accidental Bear

You know what Herbal Elements can do for a woman, but, WOW, look what it can do to a finely covered with hair man. Damn, if my shampoo made my toes curl, I’d never get out of the shower. It gives a whole new legitimacy to the excuse, ” Sorry, I can’t go because I have to wash my hair.”

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April 10, 2011

PSA: How to Pee with a Boner

by Accidental Bear

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April 8, 2011

I Want to Introduce You to Cherie Lily; Keep it Flexed this Weekend

by Accidental Bear

“KEEP IT FLEXED” Cherie Lily HOUSEROBICS exclusive!

 

April 6, 2011

How has this DIRECTV Ad Flown Under the Radar of LOL

by Accidental Bear

As I run my little heart out to my Best of Heart compilation on the treadmill at the gym, I just about take a tumble when I see a flash of gold and get a mouth full of, “What the hell! “Yes, this is a commercial made to not let you forget it. Direct TV, you win. I am in a gold trance, sell me something and keep on making these outrageous commercials.

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April 5, 2011

PSA: The Etiquette of Public Urination

by Accidental Bear

According to Gavin Mcinnes, kids today have a lot to learn about urinating in public. Thank you Gavin, I just peed in my pants laughing.

See Gavin stripping and opening those cheeks to grab a one hundred dollar bill while asking “Are women as horny as men”? What do you think the answer is?